OHH, THE HORSES ARE FINE, BUT
THE HEMORRHOIDS ON MY GAPING ASSHOLE ARE CAUSING ME PROBLEMS, AND IF ANY OF THE WOMEN ON MY SPACEBOOK WOULD VOLUNTEER TO SPREAD SOME PREPARATION H ON THEM, IT WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED.
OH. COULD YOU BRING THE PREPARATION H WITH YOU? AS I AM OUT
YOU CAN WRITE IT OFF AS A TAX DEDUCTION,