ITS THAT GREAT DAY WHERE WE ALL GET TO EAT LIKE PIGS.
I GOT RESERVATIONS ON THE SHITTER ROOM BETWEEN 7 AND 10 PM. THAT GOD COVID DIDNT SHUT ME OUT OF ASS WIPE PAPER OR I DONT KNOW WHAT WE WOULD WIPE WITH
FOR ME THEY SHOULD NAME THAT ROAST BIRD TURD DUCK IN AS THAT COMBO GOES RIGHT THRU ME LIKE WATER THRU A GOOSE AND STAYS AROUND FOR 3 DAYS OF HERSHEY SQUIRTING. I LIKE TO PUT A LITTLE FLOATING BOAT IN THE WATER THEN TAKE AIM WITH THE AIRIAL VERSION OF A FLAME THROWER
MY FAVORITE SOUNDS TO HEAR ON TURKEY DAY IS AFTER THE MEAL, GOT THE NEWSPAPER, TURN UP THE HEATER AND WITH FOR THOSE MOST FAMOUS SOUNDS HEARD IN BATHROOMS ROUND THE COUNTRY TODAY
PLOP PLOP FIZZ FIZZ… OH WHAT A RELIEF IT IS!
