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Joe 4 all

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PRAISE THE LORD
« on: April 12, 2020, 06:43:55 AM »
ALL RISE   YOU MAY BE SEATED. 

  AS WE ENTER INTO THE MOST HOLY OF ALL SEASONS. DONT FORGET THAT WITHOUT HIM, NONE OF THIS IS POSSIBLE, AND WE SHOULD MAKE EFFORT TO THANK HIM FOR ALL HE HAS GIVEN US.

  MOST OF YOU HEATHENS ONLY WISH FOR THAT GOD SENT TWO YEAR OLD, TO BE THE NEW SAVIOR OF YOUR FAILED LIVES.  THIS ONE WILL MAKE A DIFERENCE, IS THE CRY FROM SO MANY STABLES AT THIS TIME OF YEAR.

    BEEN BREEDING THAT TIRED 25 YEAR OLD TATTERED MARE TO THAT SAME HOME BRED STALLION WITH A MARK OF 2:10, HOPING FOR A TRUE MIRACLE. 
  BUT HE HAS GREAT BLOODLINES, YOU PREACH... WELL SO DOES THE PLASMA DONATION CENTER.  AND THEY PAY CASH OF WHICH YOU CAN TITHE TO THE LORD TO HELP YOU IN YOUR QUEST.

  KEEP THE FAITH, SAY HALLELUJAH, THROW IN A FEW HAIL MARY, AND PRAISE THE LORDS .  READ FROM THE GOOD BOOK, NO, NOT THE SATURDAY NIGHT YONKER PROGRAM, BUT THE BOOK FROM WHICH ALL OTHER BOOKS ARE WRITTEN.  CARRY THIS BOOK WHEREVER LIFES JOURNEYS MAY TAKE YOU, IT HAS ALL THE ANSWERS WITHIN TO YOUR QUIZZES AND QUESTIONS.

 AVOID THE TEMPTATIONS TO TAKE SHORTCUTS THAT ARE LITTERED WITH MINEFIELDS AND PANDEMIC CURSES. 

BELIEF IN HIM, IS THE ONLY ANSWER, HE SHALL LEAD YOU TO THE PROMISED LANDS OF WINE AND HONEY.  THERE IS NO WINNERS CIRCLE PHOTO FOR THE JOURNEY OF LIFE, NO PATS ON THE BACK, AND BY ALL MEANS, NO HAND SHAKES OR AN "ATTA BOY" JUST THE SATISFACTION YOU DID YOUR BEST.

PRAISE THE LORD AND HIS HOUSE, THE YONKER RACING EMPORIUM, AND YOU SHALL BE REWARDED IN WAYS NEVER DEEMED POSSIBLE.

I WILL DO MY BEST TO LEAD YOU TO THE PROMISED LAND, FOLLOW MY LEAD AND WE WILL ACHIEVE GOALS AND NEW HEIGHTS.  AS YOUR CHOSEN LEADER, I PROMISE YOU MY BEST


AMEN


Dr. Adam Freeham

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Re: PRAISE THE LORD
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2020, 09:21:35 AM »
Joe, if you make purses at Monti , the same as at Yonker, I will kiss your ass in the winners circle and get you some new glasses


 

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