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I ATE LaCHOY CHINK FOOD, CAUGHT CORONAVIRUS
« on: March 11, 2020, 07:26:42 AM »
 I GOT THAT VIRUS REAL BAD, I HAVE NOW HAD THE CORONA CRAPS FOR 3 DAYS STRAIGHT.  SERIOUS SHIT. NO MORE CHICKY CHOW MEIN FOR ME.  I SURE HOPE THIS DONT LEAD TO THE DIEARRHEA. 
 MY DOCTOR SAID I CANT GET CORONA CRAPS FROM LaCHOY FOOD, BUT I BEG TO DIFFER, THOSE BAMBOO SHOOTS GIVE ME THE SQUIRTS. THAT STUFF BE COMING OUT LIKE NO TOMORROW

SURE HOPE MY WIFE READS THIS, WE ARE ALMOST OUT OF ASSWIPES.  HONEY, I AM SORRY I FORGOT TO FLUSH THE OTHER DAY, THE FLIES WILL LEAVE ONE OF THESE DAYS. HEY, BRING HOME A CAN OF RAID FOR THE BATHROOM, WILL YA?


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Re: I ATE LaCHOY CHINK FOOD, CAUGHT CORONAVIRUS
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2020, 07:33:29 AM »
Who cares.

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Re: I ATE LaCHOY CHINK FOOD, CAUGHT CORONAVIRUS
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2020, 08:12:26 AM »
Trump should put a huge tariff on that Lachoy  stuff till this threat is over with.  I know I wont be doing Cantonese till things get better

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Re: I ATE LaCHOY CHINK FOOD, CAUGHT CORONAVIRUS
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2020, 07:52:56 AM »
AFTER THIS

KORONA

WHOS  NOSE
WHAT GOING IN MY EGGROLL
OR EGG FOO YOUNG

CHINA IS PISSED..THEY MITE SEND IN FAKE COOKS TO CHIRAQ AND ,,POISON LUC PARK

IM GONNA PASS
ON CHINESE FOOD
REAL AMERICANS DONT TAKE A KNEE

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Re: I ATE LaCHOY CHINK FOOD, CAUGHT CORONAVIRUS
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2020, 04:23:29 PM »
Plz DONT

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Re: I ATE LaCHOY CHINK FOOD, CAUGHT CORONAVIRUS
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2020, 04:26:01 PM »

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Re: I ATE LaCHOY CHINK FOOD, CAUGHT CORONAVIRUS
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2020, 05:09:43 PM »
If you buy LaChoy, it means you are white trash and all other considerations are an auto-toss. 

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Re: I ATE LaCHOY CHINK FOOD, CAUGHT CORONAVIRUS
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2020, 06:08:24 PM »
If you buy LaChoy, it means you are white trash and all other considerations are an auto-toss.

lachoy ngc3 ngc3 ngc3

who eats this crap ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
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Re: I ATE LaCHOY CHINK FOOD, CAUGHT CORONAVIRUS
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2020, 10:21:44 PM »
Here's another dumbass plop post with a lot of truth in it.  Who here can say they haven't lost some weight in the past two weeks?

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Re: I ATE LaCHOY CHINK FOOD, CAUGHT CORONAVIRUS
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2020, 10:41:20 PM »
with no gym's being open and not going out much because of lockdown.
I think some of us have actually put on weight.

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Re: I ATE LaCHOY CHINK FOOD, CAUGHT CORONAVIRUS
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2020, 11:50:47 PM »
Trump should put a huge tariff on that Lachoy  stuff till this threat is over with.  I know I wont be doing Cantonese till things get better

that's what caused this damn virus <>  they ran outta cats and dogs and started dicing up bats and moles.  think i'm kidding? - check out lachoy now.  they have a new deluxe chowmein.  you'll see.  I didn't like Chinese before -- sure as hell won't see me in their for the lunch special w/ bat soup

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Re: I ATE LaCHOY CHINK FOOD, CAUGHT CORONAVIRUS
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2020, 12:05:01 AM »
Egg Fool Yung.... balmoral park circa mid 80s i believe
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Re: I ATE LaCHOY CHINK FOOD, CAUGHT CORONAVIRUS
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2020, 01:12:01 AM »
Luc Park
I am totally turned off to Chinese Food. I do t think I’ll ever eat it again.

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Re: I ATE LaCHOY CHINK FOOD, CAUGHT CORONAVIRUS
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2020, 02:35:24 AM »
Hell if one of those little chink
Bitchs like lucy lu
Would drop and spread her thighs
Most you mutts on here would be eating
For all its worth
Black lives matter? WTF
I was taught all lives matter!
Especially the lives of us rednecks
And our Horsez!!

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Re: I ATE LaCHOY CHINK FOOD, CAUGHT CORONAVIRUS
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2020, 05:18:52 AM »
Egg Fool Yung.... balmoral park circa mid 80s i believe





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