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REMEMBER HOW TO STAY SAFE FROM CORONA
« on: March 08, 2020, 09:53:14 AM »
 DONT TOUCH THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN TOUCHED BY OTHERS WITH DIRTY HANDS.   

CLEANED ONCE A DAY, WHETHER THEY NEED IT OR NOT


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Re: REMEMBER HOW TO STAY SAFE FROM CORONA
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2020, 10:10:52 AM »
I think we just found another thing Gural can have DiLeo do

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Re: REMEMBER HOW TO STAY SAFE FROM CORONA
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2020, 10:12:58 AM »
The machines at Monti have Boogers on them

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Re: REMEMBER HOW TO STAY SAFE FROM CORONA
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2020, 10:36:40 AM »
Horse gamblers didn't have to wait for corona virus on machines to worry about germy hands.

im sure, for a whole lotta years, ive had dollar bills of all denominations in my hands and for days in my jean pockets, that have been buried deep in strippers' gstrings, rolled tightly by coke snorters, or bills that have been handled by the sickest, by the most diseased of degenerates around.

corona just the latest challenge to our dwindling colony of colorful characters.


btw  should really be a book that interviews battle-hardened horseplayers,,,the stories would be fascinating 

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Re: REMEMBER HOW TO STAY SAFE FROM CORONA
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2020, 12:09:36 PM »
just like the kiosks on boulder highway from the dirt bags playing their twenty five cent round robin parlays at william hill books.

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Re: REMEMBER HOW TO STAY SAFE FROM CORONA
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2020, 12:11:14 PM »
just like the kiosks on boulder highway from the dirt bags playing their twenty five cent round robin parlays at william hill books.

IMAGINE THE FILTH AT THE SHOWBOAT  ngc3 ngc3 ngc3

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Re: REMEMBER HOW TO STAY SAFE FROM CORONA
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2020, 01:00:18 PM »
Based on handle from most tracks those machines should be safe to use

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Re: REMEMBER HOW TO STAY SAFE FROM CORONA
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2020, 01:10:03 PM »
You got that backwards. Handles suck because of the machines.  Grandstands were empty way before this. 

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Re: REMEMBER HOW TO STAY SAFE FROM CORONA
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2020, 02:39:41 PM »
WIPE YOUR NASTY PHONES OFF ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
ASK DR PHIL tmbz1

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Re: REMEMBER HOW TO STAY SAFE FROM CORONA
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2020, 02:42:06 PM »
WIPE YOUR NASTY PHONES OFF ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
ASK DR PHIL tmbz1
my flip phone is cleaned daily
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Re: REMEMBER HOW TO STAY SAFE FROM CORONA
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2020, 02:56:02 PM »
my flip phone is cleaned daily

if your old, fat, smoke, have copd, and are lazy..your fucked anyways
govt virus will find u and your done tmbz1

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Re: REMEMBER HOW TO STAY SAFE FROM CORONA
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2020, 03:46:30 PM »
Not sure I get all the fuss. Weak Mexican beer bug.  If it started in England, say as a stout, then we'd really be in trouble.

 

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Re: REMEMBER HOW TO STAY SAFE FROM CORONA
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2020, 04:21:15 PM »
Not sure I get all the fuss. Weak Mexican beer bug.  If it started in England, say as a stout, then we'd really be in trouble.

bat piss

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Re: REMEMBER HOW TO STAY SAFE FROM CORONA
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2020, 07:39:47 PM »
if your old, fat, smoke, have copd, and are lazy..your fucked anyways
govt virus will find u and your done tmbz1
cool im safe ive lost weight
No copd .never smoked ( except for an occasional Fattie in my way younger dAYs..
Ialso never goto chink restraunts!#
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Re: REMEMBER HOW TO STAY SAFE FROM CORONA
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2020, 07:50:50 PM »
Ted Cruz in quarantine... may have the Trump Plague.  tmbz1

Lyin Ted ngc3 ngc3 ngc3

I hope he survives if Allah wills it so.  tmbz1

But I also pray he bleeds out of his ass in the meantime.  ngc3 ngc3 ngc3

 

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