anyone see Ira Smolie lately he needs new sandals

[Bruce Jenner]

            I wonder who and where he is mooching money from these days are him and cheese still blowing barnard for a $20 spot? Has cheese forged any checks lately? Maybe we could all pitch in and buy Ira a new pair of sandals because he still wears the same ones from the 1990 Super Night. Ira was last seen at Walmart buying some hemorrhoid cream I guess with no more Balmoral Park free meals he is down to a can of Alpo a day.

[davenchop]

Seems to me you have an infatuation with the man.

keep telling yourself you dont...

[swoodall]

            I wonder who and where he is mooching money from these days are him and cheese still blowing barnard for a $20 spot? Has cheese forged any checks lately? Maybe we could all pitch in and buy Ira a new pair of sandals because he still wears the same ones from the 1990 Super Night. Ira was last seen at Walmart buying some hemorrhoid cream I guess with no more Balmoral Park free meals he is down to a can of Alpo a day.

Track down last Sunday's PK4 single ticket winner and you might find Ira.