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Re: Simon Allard
« Reply #30 on: April 30, 2023, 10:04:25 PM »
Glad to hear ur ok. Question remains how many 5 hour energy shots do you take in a day. If your not already you should be a pornstar
for the amount of time your "up"

I could tell you about a time or many in an underground NYC club or loft that would make porn look lame n' tame.  tmbz1

....Fast forwarding to the present one very large cup of coffee with a squirt of Hershey's dark syrup, and real cream, and a couple of brief narcoleptic moments gets me end to end of a 16 hour day.  BTW the Hershey's (and the cream), comes from the container, not a "10 black cock", Sorry Simon -  ;D

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