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BYE BYE, FE-LIE-SHA! Trump announces that his right-hand-liar, Karoline Leavitt, is OUT as White House Press Secretary!
Good riddance…
In a post on Truth Social, Trump announced that “Our wonderful White House Press Secretary, and one of my most trusted aides, Karoline Leavitt, will be departing her role at the end of the month so she can spend more time with her beautiful young children and family, a decision I totally understand and respect!”
“Karoline will now be one of my top outside advisors, and an influential voice within the Republican Party, as we work to defy History, and conclusively win the Midterm Elections. Karoline has been a real leader in [blah blah blah freedom liberty whatever].”
“Karoline has been one of the best White House Press Secretaries in the History of the Office. Thank you, Karoline, for a job well done! President DONALD J. TRUMP”
Karoline Leavitt will indeed be remembered in the History of the Office…as one of the most shameless, utterly contemptible liars to ever disgrace a White House podium – and there have been some doozies.
Whether it’s smearing the innocents murdered by ICE or telling reporters that Trump didn’t say something that he is quite clearly on video saying, there was no lie too big or no libel too gross to push for Karoline Leavitt.
She will now be going to spend time with her problematic age-gap husband, who is old enough to be her grandfather, and her young children.
We are confident we will see her begin some new kind of grift – a podcast about motherhood, perhaps? AI for babies? – in the coming weeks.
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!
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