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« Last post by Checked Up on Today at 06:39:07 PM »
Just goes to show that Waples has a ""On air personality " and a true personality", that's all !!
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« Last post by LUCPARK on Today at 06:35:57 PM »
He’s probably going through withdrawal already. He has made this forum unreadable!
He’s in rehab in Arizona It’s a place for crackheads And 24/7 ploppers To recover 
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« Last post by Checked Up on Today at 06:32:40 PM »
Where's the Violin SCM??? You WERE an asset to the game when you were saving horses lives and blasting the abusers!
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Maybe the Warnick trainer or his wife the executive director could cover that job too since they run everything else at Shenandoah Downs!
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« Last post by Checked Up on Today at 06:28:59 PM »
IMO What started out as a heavy hand slap has turned into the biggest problem that the US has! The sad thing is that when its over the US will aid Iran in rebuilding. More taxpayer dollars funneled to a foreign country. When is the US going to fix the US?  ??!. The Russians must love sitting back and watching Trump expose all the latest innovations in our military. This entire situation makes me sick!
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2 much time, energy, work, and patience to do this!!
Might have taken a minute with ChatGPT. Now what.
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« Last post by rainman2 on Today at 06:21:59 PM »
seems to be annoying you doesnt it
Stupid people do stupid things by putting out a Trump flag in their yard to begin with!!
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« Last post by rainman2 on Today at 06:20:41 PM »
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« Last post by rainman2 on Today at 06:18:55 PM »
The Art of the Deal  Iran making trump dance like a puppet.
Iran, Putin, who’s next to make DJT dance??
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« Last post by rainman2 on Today at 06:17:22 PM »
📰 HORSEPLOP TROLL FOUND FACE DOWN ON KEYBOARD AFTER YEARS OF OBSESSION Anonymous Menace “CALHOUN” Dies Of Chronic Internet Rage, Doctors Confirm Family says he spent final coherent moments screaming “I OWNED A PIECE OF THAT HORSE OFF THE BOOKS!” Residents of the anonymous sewer known as Horseplop.com are in mourning this week after beloved basement-dwelling message board ghoul “Calhoun” was reportedly found slumped over his sticky keyboard, fingers frozen in mid-typing position after attempting to write his 9,742nd angry post about a man he insists he “doesn’t think about.” Authorities estimate Calhoun dedicated the last several years of his natural life to: stalking Michael, stalking Michael’s family, stalking Michael’s social media, stalking Michael’s public appearances, stalking Michael’s lunch choices, and then logging into Horseplop to claim HE was somehow the victim. Neighbors report hearing loud screams through the walls each time Michael exposed another liar, another cheat, another horse abuser, or another online fraud. “He’d start pounding on the desk yelling ‘NO! NO! THAT’S NOT TRUE! I KNOW HORSE PEOPLE!’” said one nearby resident. “Then there’d be furious typing for six hours.” 🐎 THE LEGENDARY HORSE OWNER WHO NEVER OWNED A HORSE Though Calhoun spent years presenting himself online as a mysterious racing insider, stable owner, bloodstock investor, financial wizard, and occasional expert on literally everything, records indicate his crown jewel achievement was repeatedly bragging that he owned: “1/4 OF A SHARE OF A SHARE OF A HORSE… OFF THE BOOKS.” Industry officials were unable to locate: the horse, the paperwork, the trainer, the check, the registration, or anyone willing to admit they ever sold him anything. Still, Calhoun treasured this mythical invisible ownership interest like it was controlling stock in Hanover Shoe Farms. Friends say he often pointed to a rusty used horseshoe hanging over his desk and whispered: “That could have been mine.” 👀 A LIFE OF SECRET WATCHING Despite never revealing his identity, location, face, voice, or any evidence he had once touched grass, Calhoun knew an alarming amount about Michael and family activities. Sources say he monitored: photographs, livestreams, public meetings, interviews, comments, visitors, associates, and probably weather patterns. Experts describe his behavior as: “less internet discussion, more low-budget FBI surveillance conducted by a man in sweatpants.” Whenever confronted about why he seemed to know so much while claiming not to care, Calhoun would simply respond with: “I’m just hearing things…” Those “things” usually being every waking second of Michael’s life. 😡 ALLERGIC TO BEING PROVEN WRONG Perhaps Calhoun’s most remarkable medical condition was his severe inability to process factual information. Whenever screenshots, receipts, court records, public documents, eyewitnesses, or basic reality contradicted one of his daily Horseplop fairy tales, witnesses describe the troll entering what specialists now call: Acute Keyboard Meltdown Syndrome Symptoms included: heavy breathing, frantic refresh clicking, typing while sweating, random insults, bringing up unrelated horses from 1997, and shouting “YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT” at his monitor. Doctors confirm each public embarrassment shortened his life expectancy by approximately three anonymous usernames. 🎭 IDENTITY STILL UNKNOWN; COWARDICE FULLY CONFIRMED Though Calhoun demanded everyone else identify themselves, show records, show proof, show receipts, and show their faces, he courageously maintained his own lifelong policy of:0 “Hide behind fake names and throw rocks.” Private investigators describe him as: “either one man with no hobbies or seven men sharing one AOL account.” His refusal to reveal himself has left many wondering: Is Calhoun retired? unemployed? divorced? typing from a feed room? or simply fused permanently to a recliner? Sadly, these questions may never be answered. 🪦 SURVIVED BY: 14 anonymous aliases 3 cracked computer monitors 1 coffee mug reading “World’s Greatest Horse Owner” a bulletin board covered in Michael screenshots several fake ownership stories and enough pent-up jealousy to power a small city He was preceded in death by: logic, dignity, and any chance of being taken seriously. ⚰️ FUNERAL ARRANGEMENTS Services will be held in strict secrecy behind an unmarked IP address. Guests are asked not to bring: facts, registration papers, horse ownership documents, mirrors, or questions regarding his real name. A memorial wreath in the shape of a quarter-share certificate will be placed beside the casket. Instead of flowers, mourners may donate to: The Society For Anonymous Men Terrified Of Daylight or People Who Actually Own Horses On The Books. 💬 FINAL WORDS REPORTEDLY TYPED BY CALHOUN BEFORE COLLAPSE: “MIKE IS WRONG… I KNOW THINGS… I HAD A PIECE OF THAT HOR—” connection lost
2 much time, energy, work, and patience to do this!!
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