Seems to me that Trigger is very educated and surely entertaining. He needs to be here in my opinion. He keeps everyone on their toes.

When Trigger goes out for a night on the town, he wears a Tutu.

Enter Trigger the Stalker! Gotta be in everyone's thread. Attention Attention I need Attention!

It's coming together very well.

Shopping Cart Mike may attend only after submitting 3 years of tax returns plus his Medicaid card.

Wen, Vic (why is there always a Vic?) Frank, Chris, Jen, Matt, even Kim.  Yardorck and Gural and Jason and Jason too. Also SCM's most recently acquired in-laws.

All are receiving nice invitations. I've been sent suggested questions for the family.  If you wish to add yours, do it here or DM or call.

For Chris: What is the most memorable thing Uncle SCM ever done for you, aside from trashing you on social media?

For Frank: Did Mom love you more than SCM?

For Kim: Was it for the best that SCM skipped the wedding? Or did you cry?

For Wen: It's got to be awful to be married to a man who is a SOFT FUCK. Any regrets?

For all of them: When did SCM lose every ounce of pride and ambition and decide Shoveling Shit For 38 Years was God's plan for him?

Did a nice 1:50Q  at Southern Oaks TC yesterday. Anyone know when his first race will be?

OSS Gold May 23rd .