Analysis of Horseplop Subject - "Mike Campbell"

[The Thorn]

 

The more things change the more they stay the same

[MIKE CAMPBELL]

How's this.

A beautiful woman is masturbating furiously and creating quite a sticky mess.

A guy is watching the video of her doing it.

You're the dude peeking in the guy's window not sure if you should be horny, if you are a stalker, you want to teach / critique his J/O technique.

But never the dude who's going to fuck her or join the circle jerk.

I may be an asshole but you're just fucking creepy

[Wally C]

I may be an asshole but you're just fucking creepy

Consider your current success in self-evaluation.

And understand your therapy hasn't even begun yet.

[MIKE CAMPBELL]

Consider your current success in self-evaluation.

And understand your therapy hasn't even begun yet.

I'll give you credit. Aborted babies that survive usually don't type well but you're the exception. Congratulations.

[Bernie Madoff]

I may be an asshole but you're just fucking creepy

 

[Bernie Madoff]

Not Fugs

It's the fucking "senator".

[Wally C]

You got that half right.

Not the "senator" but definitely "fucking".   

Happy belated Halloween Bernie Madoff. 

[Wally C]

I'll give you credit. Aborted babies that survive usually don't type well but you're the exception. Congratulations.

That was your Rorschach Test.

Retired in the Womb means to me I never worked a day in my life.

Your interpretation quoted herein represents both cynicism and optimism - a conflict being antonyms of each other, which indicates your split personality.

Scheduling your brain surgery asap!   

[MIKE CAMPBELL]

That was your Rorschach Test.

Retired in the Womb means to me I never worked a day in my life.

Your interpretation quoted herein represents both cynicism and optimism - a conflict being antonyms of each other, which indicates your split personality.

Scheduling your brain surgery asap! 

Apparently you don't know what a Rorschach Test is.

[Wally C]

Apparently you don't know what a Rorschach Test is.

All of Plop is your inkblot and can be interpreted as such.

You sound irritated, let's have coffee, I've slept you seem deprived.  I ain't nothing without a tall cup of black coffee.

[Kirby's Ace]

Careful Wally when you come on strong you throw up Red Flags!

But you know all about that!

[Wally C]

Careful Wally when you come on strong you throw up Red Flags!

But you know all about that!

Thank you for caring enough for my well being here, and you have the wisdom and experience, tenure too.

I can learn a lot from you hopefully.

And the road can be paved so I can live happily ever after on....PLOP.   

[MIKE CAMPBELL]

All of Plop is your inkblot and can be interpreted as such.

You sound irritated, let's have coffee, I've slept you seem deprived.  I ain't nothing without a tall cup of black coffee.

Coffe or not, you're nothing.

[Wally C]

Coffe or not, you're nothing.

Yes.  Correct.  100%.

Finally, you're understanding.

Now come to terms why you invest exorbitant time and negative energy on nothing. 

For you PLOP has been a workout of releasing a tremendous amount of hate and anger at times, and if something is in dispute you stomp and scream like a maniac.  It's important the world knows you're right, and smart at any cost - why?

[The Thorn]

It's the fucking "senator".

    ...  Proof .. look up the c word with the emoji    on this site that he basically signed his first post with ... 35 results 21 from the Senator.  All of us who remember his talk and the way he used that emoji all the time know what I'm talking about.  He even went to sound off first day in which 95% of the people here never use and he did all the time.

He didn't answer to Wally Cleaver but I'm pretty sure that's what he was going for. I'm pretty sure he tried a month or 2 ago as "Winky"  another old time TV character.  Didn't go to the dirty talk like this but mysteriously disappeared after a couple weeks and somehow managed to get rid of his existence here except for a few leftover posts.

Anyway welcome back Paul ... just admit it and maybe everyone will forgive you for spilling your guts to Mikey.  You tried to mess with me and a few others the last time, but you were and still are too easy.  Catch you later.