I enjoy Trigger's post. Keep at it bro.
You'll never see me coming GOAT.
ADMIN contacted me and said "mypenis" password is too short.
Small and don't last long either.
Imagine a tiny vegan sausage.
I then asked ADMIN can I use the password "IHAVEANINCREDIBYT
HICKANDLARGEDICK" laughed and said NO, that everyone in the forum already uses it.
Cop searched me said I wasn't hiding anything, except for the real sex on my drivers license.
I have to drug women for sex, got busted, but my dick pics were tossed for lack of evidence.
My sperm calls the peen hole a tight squeeze.
Happy now 🙄
