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I dub thee.....MIKEPLOP!
« on: September 10, 2026, 06:38:37 PM »
And like other fan bases my haters and faithful non stop minions should have a name. I shall call you Mike's Turds.  tmbz1

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« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2026, 06:40:10 PM »
Mike Petrelli acting like the ultimate authority on harness racing is like a guy who once won a game of Tic-Tac-Toe lecturing grandmasters on chess strategy. With a lifetime training record that could fit comfortably on the back of a postage stamp, he’s somehow built a full-time career out of three-hour livestreams, endless forum manifestos, and dramatic social media rants. He insists he’s completely over the sport, yet spends every waking second staring into his webcam like a bitter ex who just can't stop checking the race entries!

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« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2026, 06:41:04 PM »
Well spoken My Turd....
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« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2026, 06:41:55 PM »
Listening to Mike Petrelli break down harness racing strategies is like watching someone try to navigate with a map of the moon—completely lost, but delivering the directions with 100% confidence. He’ll write a five-page essay explaining why the winning driver did everything wrong, completely oblivious to the fact that his own total career earnings in the sport couldn't buy a decent bag of oats!

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« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2026, 06:48:10 PM »
Listening to Mike Petrelli break down harness racing strategies is like watching someone try to navigate with a map of the moon—completely lost, but delivering the directions with 100% confidence. He’ll write a five-page essay explaining why the winning driver did everything wrong, completely oblivious to the fact that his own total career earnings in the sport couldn't buy a decent bag of oats!

Attention faithful Turd....
Me breaking down harness racing strategies? Where. Try again. Unless of course it involves a water truck and tractor being inserted into a race and how badly those responsible screwed the pooch doing it. Fucking buffoon and drunk running the show.  ngc3
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« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2026, 06:50:50 PM »
Mike Petrelli’s transition from disgraced trainer to full-time animal rights crusade critic is the ultimate harness racing reboot nobody asked for. After getting evicted from Mark Ford’s farm like an unwanted barn cat, Mike suddenly discovered his deep, spiritual devotion to animal welfare—a convenient enlightenment that coincidentally allows him to critique everyone else's stable management on Facebook all day long. Now, he patrols the internet as a self-appointed equine savior, dropping fiery, five-paragraph manifestos on why every winning driver is doing it wrong, all while selectively forgetting that his own grand coaching career ended with a unceremonious eviction notice and a trunk full of leftover bandages.

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Re: I dub thee.....MIKEPLOP!
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2026, 07:22:26 PM »
Cute nicknames Trigger
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« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2026, 07:29:13 PM »
Listening to Mike Petrelli break down harness racing strategies is like watching someone try to navigate with a map of the moon—completely lost, but delivering the directions with 100% confidence. He’ll write a five-page essay explaining why the winning driver did everything wrong, completely oblivious to the fact that his own total career earnings in the sport couldn't buy a decent bag of oats!
it's like somebody got a hold of a microphone at a group home

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Re: I dub thee.....MIKEPLOP!
« Reply #8 on: Today at 10:24:54 AM »
GOOD MORNING MIKE

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« Reply #9 on: Today at 11:33:32 AM »
Bless my little Turds. All on a string.
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« Reply #10 on: Today at 11:35:21 AM »
Bless my little Turds. All on a string.

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« Reply #11 on: Today at 11:47:06 AM »
“Turds”

Another great search
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