Anytime Calhoun and Kirby would start losing badly in a bang they'd call ADMIN or whomever had the BANDED button, then taunt their enemy who was beating them to a pulp to apologize...basic
ally they need to have someone's hands held behind their backs so they can throw their mousy haymakers which land like cotton balls

The no shows, all that bullshit is no surprise, compared to having to band someone who kicks your fucking teeth in, deservedly.

Kirby & Calhoun - forever.
If they're HOF, then the Plop HOF is complete bullshit!
