TOP 5 ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF FUTURE GOVERNOR MARK FORD

[ScrapeThePaint]

5. Trainer of Gallo Blue Chip - 2000 Horse of the Year
4. Elected President of the Standardbred Owners Association of New Jersey (SBOANJ)
3. Won the Dan Patch Trainer of the Year
2. Opened and Operates the premier Standardbred Farm in the Country
1. PERMANENTLY BANDED SHOPPING CART PETRELLI FROM HIS FARM!!!!

[andrew]

    

[Ignorance Is Bliss]

5. Trainer of Gallo Blue Chip - 2000 Horse of the Year
4. Elected President of the Standardbred Owners Association of New Jersey (SBOANJ)
3. Won the Dan Patch Trainer of the Year
2. Opened and Operates the premier Standardbred Farm in the Country
1. PERMANENTLY BANDED SHOPPING CART PETRELLI FROM HIS FARM!!!!

I'm so irrelevant I'm #1 in his top five? 
You didn't add he attacked Dave Yarock because of me and was too fucking scared to come at me personally. PUSSY.
Can you include this in the top ten???  Why was the President of the SBOANJ and USTA Director District 8 worried I had a rehab horse? 

[Sweet]

If the NJ governorship was the last donut in the box in a room packed with people I could see him winning that race   

Otherwise...

[Pacer 2]

5. Trainer of Gallo Blue Chip - 2000 Horse of the Year
4. Elected President of the Standardbred Owners Association of New Jersey (SBOANJ)
3. Won the Dan Patch Trainer of the Year
2. Opened and Operates the premier Standardbred Farm in the Country
1. PERMANENTLY BANDED SHOPPING CART PETRELLI FROM HIS FARM!!!!

        HE'S GOT MY VOTE!! 

[Ignorance Is Bliss]

If the NJ governorship was the last donut in the box in a room packed with people I could see him winning that race   

Otherwise...

You've never witnessed him eating, he actually sweats. And I'm not making it up either.

[ScrapeThePaint]

You've never witnessed him eating, he actually sweats. And I'm not making it up either.

REPEAT AFTER ME: YES GOVERNOR FORD HOW MAY I HELP!?!? 

[ScrapeThePaint]

        HE'S GOT MY VOTE!!

 

[Sweet]

You've never witnessed him eating, he actually sweats. And I'm not making it up either.

True, I've been taking all these lunch dates on faith from G, my bad 

[G]

5. Trainer of Gallo Blue Chip - 2000 Horse of the Year
4. Elected President of the Standardbred Owners Association of New Jersey (SBOANJ)
3. Won the Dan Patch Trainer of the Year
2. Opened and Operates the premier Standardbred Farm in the Country
1. PERMANENTLY BANDED SHOPPING CART PETRELLI FROM HIS FARM!!!!

I've couldn't had said it any better! Mark would make a wonderful Governor. We wish him continued success with his beautiful state of the art training facility.

[Lockedin with Pace]

When's he going to get rid of the horse manure you sleep on?

[G]

When's he going to get rid of the horse manure you sleep on?

hey garbage pail shopping cart Mikeeee whatever the fuck they call you. When you have hundreds of horses on a top training farm and you have a miss hap what are you supposed to do with the carcasses? You really are a fucking idiot, it's no wonder you're so irrelevant nobody pays attention to you.

[ScrapeThePaint]

I've couldn't had said it any better! Mark would make a wonderful Governor. We wish him continued success with his beautiful state of the art training facility.

 

[G]

5. Trainer of Gallo Blue Chip - 2000 Horse of the Year
4. Elected President of the Standardbred Owners Association of New Jersey (SBOANJ)
3. Won the Dan Patch Trainer of the Year
2. Opened and Operates the premier Standardbred Farm in the Country
1. PERMANENTLY BANDED SHOPPING CART PETRELLI FROM HIS FARM!!!!

I'd have to say this is one of the top posts of the year! Congratulations