Seen panhandling for spare change on the Stevenson I-55 offramp to Cicero Ave by the track? I remember all the guys who sold Green Sheets there during the heyday of racing at Sportsmans and Hawthorne. They did a good job for 40 years shooing the bums away on race days. Now, if you have to go to Midway you might see that dork Miller, can't miss him because he's 6'6" with balding blonde hair, and Tim - honey I blew the family business Carey asking guys in their cars for a few pennies and nickels.
How do you fuck up a casino license unless your name is Trump? How do you fuck up being the sole survivor after Sportsmans tries Indy car racing and Arlington tries to lure the Bears to the property, both knocking themselves out of the circuit?
I always heard from the cousins that Tim Carey could fuck up a cup of coffee, but now I see what they're talking about. Jeez