It's all because of Space Lasers and "Hebrew" Track Owners

[captaintreacherous]

Hebrew Track owners at Churchill, Hoosier, Yonkers,
Meadowlands and Oak Grove are in full force.

The Christian Track owners have bailed...due to

poor track management..

either sold out or went bust.

e.g.   


ALL Illinois Racing
All Michigan Racing
ALL Standardbred Calif Racing

47 Tracks to 0 at present


The Answer?


Maybe New Rule instituted by the USTA..

All Track Management must be Jewish?

[Sweet]

Sure, we'll need proof of them being a jew.

A very small circumcised penis