NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO MY LAST DAY ATTENDING THE BIG H 😕
GOING TO USE THE LIVE TELLERS AND KEEP MY LOSING TIX
Take this time to think of some cool stuff to do on H's finale...
Definitely get a piece of REAL memorabilia, some dirt off the track, some turf, maybe a sign.
Try to get in the last winner circle pic (or any) and get a pic.
Have sex on the premises....with a woman

Get some selfies with jockeys, trainers, track employees.
Have more sex on the premises....with a whatever

Whatever you DO NOT do some lame sh!t and come back here and moan.
Go with out with a blast!
Don't shoot anybody though...unless they cheated

Everything is legal on closing day as long as you don't get caught!
