I've Had Enough

[Calhoun]

So I asked grok

"Who is Trigger on horsePlop?"
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and grok said:

Trigger is a highly active, long-time regular poster on HorsePlop.com, particularly prominent in the Harness Racing and Thoroughbred Racing sections. He's one of the forum's most consistent contributors for handicapping, picks, and daily wagering updates.From forum activity and threads:Trigger runs ongoing daily/weekly threads like "Trigger's Wagering Day [X]" (e.g., "Trigger's Wagering Day 12 - Saturday, January 24, 2026"), where he posts his bets, analysis, results, and commentary on races (often harness at tracks like Mohawk, Meadowlands, etc., plus some thoroughbreds).

He shares specific plays, like exactas, trifectas, supers, Hi5s, and comments on payouts (e.g., "4 horse field SA, payouts 3-1 over 1-1 over 10-1 over 3/2: $1 ex $9.30...").

Frequently involved in handicapping showdowns/challenges, such as "It's Post Time vs Trigger Handicapping Showdown".

Posts across boards, including Nostalgia (e.g., comments on political figures or random banter like "Maduro s headed to Orange County NY" or "Good morning, Plop Treasure Hermophrodite Karen Kirby's Ace").

He's referenced in shoutbox and recent topics for race previews, results, and casual sound-offs (e.g., "He's got 2 going Sat I like - Aunt Sheryl & Coppola").

Like Calhoun (who's known for NBA/horse picks and signature phrases) and Shopping Cart Mike (Petrelli, the drama magnet), Trigger fits the HorsePlop mold: opinionated, entertaining, and a fixture in the harness community. He often gets positive or neutral mentions in threads involving others' drama (e.g., in Shopping Cart Mike threads, Trigger sometimes chimes in neutrally or supportively).

No public info reveals a real-world identity or full name for Trigger—he's strictly known by that handle on the forum, which prioritizes anonymity.

He's not tied to any scandals or real-name drops like Shopping Cart Mike (Petrelli) has been. Instead, Trigger comes across as more of a reliable "touts/handicapper" type who's built a following for his consistent racing content and results-sharing.If you're on the forum, searching for "Trigger" pulls up hundreds of his threads and posts—he's one of the more visible and productive members in the racing discussions.

[Calhoun]

and then I asked grok

"Who is Calhoun on horsePlop?"
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and grok said:

Calhoun is a prominent, long-time poster and active member on the HorsePlop.com forum (horseplop.com), which is a niche online community focused primarily on harness racing, thoroughbred racing, betting, and related gambling/sports discussions, often with a raw, unfiltered, and humorous (or sarcastic) tone.

From forum threads and activity snippets:Calhoun appears as a high-volume poster (e.g., over 15,000 posts in some recent references, ranked as "Elite").

He frequently posts in the Harness Racing section and other boards, sharing betting picks (e.g., NBA touts, horse racing angles like favorites' win percentages), jokes, commentary on racing news, and signature-style lines like "Wagwan Calhoun Fam," "Never let be it said Calhoun no...," or dramatic fake announcements (e.g., "Dale Romans running for U.S. Senate in Kentucky. I'm leaving the USA for good.").

Other users reference him regularly in threads, sometimes in banter, disputes, or appreciation (e.g., thanks for Trigger dollars wins, or teasing about his "panties twisted" or "chalk eating weasel" threads).

There's even a thread titled "Why Is 'Calhoun' Running For Identity Cover???" which seems to playfully question or joke about his anonymity or persona, but it doesn't reveal a real identity—suggesting it's part of the forum's typical shitposting/culture.

HorsePlop emphasizes anonymity and pseudonyms (as noted in descriptions of the site), so users generally don't reveal real names.

There's no publicly available information linking "Calhoun" to a specific real-world identity, full name, or off-forum persona. He's simply known as Calhoun within that community—a colorful, opinionated regular who's become a recognizable fixture, especially in harness racing talk.

If you're a forum member or have more context (like a specific thread/post), that might help narrow it further, but based on available info, that's who he is: a pseudonymous HorsePlop mainstay.

[Trigger]

My mentor, and motherfucker Calhoun, I learn something new all the time! 

Grok! 

How cool is that!   

You Grok'd us!

[Calhoun]

and then I asked grok:

"Who is Gaagoots on horsePlop?"
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and grok said:

Gaagoots (sometimes stylized as "Gaagoots" or similar) is another longtime, highly active, and extremely polarizing regular on HorsePlop.com, especially dominant in the Harness Racing board.Key details from forum threads and cross-references:

Gaagoots is widely regarded (and openly accused/revealed in multiple threads) as the online handle/alter ego of Mark Ford, a real-world harness racing trainer/owner (associated with the Mark Ford Training Center in Goshen, NY, and involved in industry controversies like drugging allegations, owner-trainer relations, and rescue/advocacy drama).

Threads frequently call him out directly: e.g., "Hey, Gaagoots (Mark Ford)..who is we?", "Gaagoots Is Mentally Ill Fatso's Anus" (insulting style typical of Plop beefs), "BREAKING NEWS: Gaagoots Major Announcement..." mocking his defenses of Ford, and accusations of him being Ford posting under his real name sometimes while using the alt for anonymity/protection.

He's a fierce defender of Mark Ford in disputes (e.g., rebuttals to Petrelli/Shopping Cart Mike attacks on Ford, threads about Ford resigning or controversies, equine advocacy/rescue scams where Gaagoots jumps in to counter critics).

Posting style: High-volume, argumentative, often starts or hijacks threads on racing politics, trainer drama, rescues, and personal beefs. He gets called out for repeating points, bashing Mike Petrelli endlessly, and being a "protector" of Ford.

Recent activity includes threads like "Gaagoots" dedicated to roasting him, questions about his absence/returns, and banter like "Gaagoots, Gaagoots, Gaagoots..." or "Has anyone heard from Gaagoots lately."

External mentions (e.g., Facebook groups on harness racing) expose or discuss his identity, accusing him of racist comments or other issues tied to his real persona, but HorsePlop itself thrives on this unfiltered drama.

Like the others (Calhoun = anonymous picks guy, Shopping Cart Mike = Mike Petrelli the chaos agent, Trigger = consistent handicapper), Gaagoots is a fixture—more tied to industry insider drama and feuds than pure betting content. His threads rack up views/replies because they fuel endless arguments.

No full confirmed real-name drop beyond the strong consensus that Gaagoots = Mark Ford (or at least his primary mouthpiece), but that's the open secret/joke on the board.

 Searching "Gaagoots" on HorsePlop pulls up dozens of his posts and roast threads—he's one of the more "outed" pseudonyms there due to the personal stakes in racing world beefs.

If this ties into specific drama you're following (e.g., a recent Petrelli-Ford spat), more details could pinpoint exact threads!

grok

[Foalin at 4]

Trigger is a pedophile, never trust AI!

[Trigger]

grok

 

OMG, chicken soup just came out of my nose 

[Calhoun]

who's next?

don't be shy now.   

[Trigger]

who's next?

don't be shy now.   

 

Darnoldrocks  or Chihuahua Cock 

 

Mike, LUCPARK, Kirby's Ace, Rainman2.... 

Until next Saturday's races please 

[Lance]

God....I don't know what they'd say about me.

[Trigger]

Foalin at 4 is a pedophile, never trust AI!

Fixed it for ya! 

[Trigger]

God....I don't know what they'd say about me.

 

Lance has to be next! 

[Lance]

Thinking of going to the O'Brien awards next weekend. Can I ask Grok what to wear??

[LUCPARK]

Pls don’t do a lucpark bio

Everyone knows my real name I don’t hide in the shadows

And I hate Tim Carey

[Trigger]

Thinking of going to the O'Brien awards next weekend. Can I ask Grok what to wear??

Very, very tight form fitting Italian nappa leather trousers, and no crease so they know they're staring at your package and ball bulge.

Very thin, light, cream shirt, maybe a rayon / silk hybrid, please make sure the nipple and rings can be subtly seen.

Dressing you is almost as good as sex! 

[Calhoun]

Thinking of going to the O'Brien awards next weekend. Can I ask Grok what to wear??

Well now, why not follow what hip horsey award people wear?

Here's my favorite horse owners, Marc and Jules Iavarone. They've owned a few good ones, especially Big Brown, Derby/Preakness winner.

We're sure you could wear what either of them wear and the roof would just fly away.

https://www.instagram.com/p/DIWfno0RRsl/