The Secretariat Club, Sun-Thurs., 10/19-10/23/25

[Trigger]

From today to Thursday if anything too good to be true to pass up and wager on comes up, I'll be reporting that here.

Otherwise it's a 5 day gambling bye period.

Taking sort of a break, and will come out swinging for some nice races starting next Friday and through the weekend, B@A, Keen, MST BC Finals.

I want to re-evaluate my wagering strategies, I have 3 apartments that just came online from a several month upgrade and improve session that I want to get rented, and relax from handicapping and exercise more, watch races though and try to find some talent and report that here too - build a little stable again.

This is a 5 day thread for all that, and whatever else y'all would want to use it for. 

Good Luck! 

[JOHN FRANK]

THANKS TRIG for the opputunity.
I'm not gonna actually run the 15 minutes to the OTB,because I've been drinkin a FEW.
Always member: Back in day's,JOHN RANK ARMY got arresseted 7 times for DUI.
You all member his 7th. It NEW YEARS EVE and I headed out to a bar in FOX RIVER GROVE, ILLINOIS. Got pulled over a minute ater midnight for not havin NEW PLATES on me car,even though I had them in back seat and forgot to change. Me not to smart at time. It CELEBRATION TIME.
Anyhow,ME,JOHN RANK ARMY was a little belligerant. Told the COPS and they both FAT BOYS: You got nuttin better to do tan crack drivers for improper registration a MINNNUUTE after MIDNIGHT. Am me in graet shape. I'M a RUNNER and these FAT BRICKS could't go 5 yards.THe one FAT SLOP bashes me brains in while puttin me in back of squad because i said no cop should be as FAT as YOU. Split me head open. Took me to MC'HENRY COUNTY JAIL where the nurse stiched me head up. So the next mornin me brother comes to bail me out.He a family man. But he me brother. He pissed. I understand.
I say this this. This my 7th DUI. I knows everybody in LAW. LAWLERS,JUDGES, and no one gonna convict,JOHN FRANK ARMY of ANYTHIn. It does cost some moola,but member.I got SHIT on everyone also.
Some brother takes me back to me vehichle which tey not TOW. I thanks him and say's your bailmoney returned in 2 days. I heads straightto the bowlin alley bar which is 2 blocksfrom weres me live. I arrives a 1 PM and stays drinkin too te next day 2AM. Igets in me car and I live 2 blocks away and had no idea were the FUC i was. Of course I gets stopped.The cop tells me.You ran a RED light and blew a STOP SIGHN. I would not know. I was OBLITERATED. I knew the guy. He opens the drivers side door and I fell outontothe street.BRUTAL. And sumhow layin tereI saidand e knew me. I need a break. Just got arrested last nigh. And e went: I'm gonna pullyour var toside. Do notti think of retrievin it for 12 hours andI'm goin drive youhome.
Best thin that ever happened to ,JOHNRANK ARMY.e decided to WALK or CAB after tat.

Heremme point. I ain't driving to OTB. Idon'tplay on LINE. Little to drunk to RUN.

Jere te BET:

HAWTHORNE: PIC 6. A dollar play.

RACE 4.....5,8
RACE 5.....5,6
RACE 6.....4,5
RACE 7.....2
RACE 8.....1,6
RACE 9.....1

THANK YOU ALL FOR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

[Trigger]

THANKS TRIG for the opputunity.
I'm not gonna actually run the 15 minutes to the OTB,because I've been drinkin a FEW.
Always member: Back in day's,JOHN RANK ARMY got arresseted 7 times for DUI.
You all member his 7th. It NEW YEARS EVE and I headed out to a bar in FOX RIVER GROVE, ILLINOIS. Got pulled over a minute ater midnight for not havin NEW PLATES on me car,even though I had them in back seat and forgot to change. Me not to smart at time. It CELEBRATION TIME.
Anyhow,ME,JOHN RANK ARMY was a little belligerant. Told the COPS and they both FAT BOYS: You got nuttin better to do tan crack drivers for improper registration a MINNNUUTE after MIDNIGHT. Am me in graet shape. I'M a RUNNER and these FAT BRICKS could't go 5 yards.THe one FAT SLOP bashes me brains in while puttin me in back of squad because i said no cop should be as FAT as YOU. Split me head open. Took me to MC'HENRY COUNTY JAIL where the nurse stiched me head up. So the next mornin me brother comes to bail me out.He a family man. But he me brother. He pissed. I understand.
I say this this. This my 7th DUI. I knows everybody in LAW. LAWLERS,JUDGES, and no one gonna convict,JOHN FRANK ARMY of ANYTHIn. It does cost some moola,but member.I got SHIT on everyone also.
Some brother takes me back to me vehichle which tey not TOW. I thanks him and say's your bailmoney returned in 2 days. I heads straightto the bowlin alley bar which is 2 blocksfrom weres me live. I arrives a 1 PM and stays drinkin too te next day 2AM. Igets in me car and I live 2 blocks away and had no idea were the FUC i was. Of course I gets stopped.The cop tells me.You ran a RED light and blew a STOP SIGHN. I would not know. I was OBLITERATED. I knew the guy. He opens the drivers side door and I fell outontothe street.BRUTAL. And sumhow layin tereI saidand e knew me. I need a break. Just got arrested last nigh. And e went: I'm gonna pullyour var toside. Do notti think of retrievin it for 12 hours andI'm goin drive youhome.
Best thin that ever happened to ,JOHNRANK ARMY.e decided to WALK or CAB after tat.

Heremme point. I ain't driving to OTB. Idon'tplay on LINE. Little to drunk to RUN.

Jere te BET:

HAWTHORNE: PIC 6. A dollar play.

RACE 4.....5,8
RACE 5.....5,6
RACE 6.....4,5
RACE 7.....2
RACE 8.....1,6
RACE 9.....1

THANK YOU ALL FOR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

   

I'm thankful for the stories, glad your alive, and I laughed my ass off. 

Also grateful you decided to hang in there today, I'm not sure how many more bashes to the head we have left my man! 

Love you bro!

[Yonkers1A]

Maybe time to quit drinking John Frank Army

[Trigger]

THANKS TRIG for the opputunity.
I'm not gonna actually run the 15 minutes to the OTB,because I've been drinkin a FEW.
Always member: Back in day's,JOHN RANK ARMY got arresseted 7 times for DUI.
You all member his 7th. It NEW YEARS EVE and I headed out to a bar in FOX RIVER GROVE, ILLINOIS. Got pulled over a minute ater midnight for not havin NEW PLATES on me car,even though I had them in back seat and forgot to change. Me not to smart at time. It CELEBRATION TIME.
Anyhow,ME,JOHN RANK ARMY was a little belligerant. Told the COPS and they both FAT BOYS: You got nuttin better to do tan crack drivers for improper registration a MINNNUUTE after MIDNIGHT. Am me in graet shape. I'M a RUNNER and these FAT BRICKS could't go 5 yards.THe one FAT SLOP bashes me brains in while puttin me in back of squad because i said no cop should be as FAT as YOU. Split me head open. Took me to MC'HENRY COUNTY JAIL where the nurse stiched me head up. So the next mornin me brother comes to bail me out.He a family man. But he me brother. He pissed. I understand.
I say this this. This my 7th DUI. I knows everybody in LAW. LAWLERS,JUDGES, and no one gonna convict,JOHN FRANK ARMY of ANYTHIn. It does cost some moola,but member.I got SHIT on everyone also.
Some brother takes me back to me vehichle which tey not TOW. I thanks him and say's your bailmoney returned in 2 days. I heads straightto the bowlin alley bar which is 2 blocksfrom weres me live. I arrives a 1 PM and stays drinkin too te next day 2AM. Igets in me car and I live 2 blocks away and had no idea were the FUC i was. Of course I gets stopped.The cop tells me.You ran a RED light and blew a STOP SIGHN. I would not know. I was OBLITERATED. I knew the guy. He opens the drivers side door and I fell outontothe street.BRUTAL. And sumhow layin tereI saidand e knew me. I need a break. Just got arrested last nigh. And e went: I'm gonna pullyour var toside. Do notti think of retrievin it for 12 hours andI'm goin drive youhome.
Best thin that ever happened to ,JOHNRANK ARMY.e decided to WALK or CAB after tat.

Heremme point. I ain't driving to OTB. Idon'tplay on LINE. Little to drunk to RUN.

Jere te BET:

HAWTHORNE: PIC 6. A dollar play.

RACE 4.....5,8 Placed and paid $4.40
RACE 5.....5,6 6-5 exacta paid $4.90 for a buck
RACE 6.....4,5 4-5 exacta paid $7.50 for a buck, 6-4 DD paid $5.20 for a buck
RACE 7.....2
RACE 8.....1,6 Placed and paid $3.00
RACE 9.....1 $10.40 winner

THANK YOU ALL FOR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Rockstar handicapping John!