The Secretariat Club, Tuesday, 9/16/25

[Trigger]

I have a lovely MSW picked out, Horseshoe Indianapolis aka Indiana.  Race 5, 4:45pm. 

Oh, and just a little card of 15 trot races at the Delaware County Fair in Ohio aka LBJ.  Starts at 1:00pm and the last race will be past 4:30pm.  Delightful mild weather in the low to mid 80's there. 

Both of these tracks are forecasted to be FAST.

Then my new found honey, Harrington, what a doll!  Starts at 4:30pm, 13 race card, going last post at 8:06pm scheduled.  I'll find at least 5-6 races there.  Their weather forecasted is possible light precipitation, during the day and start of the card.  Shouldn't be worst than good, I'm going with Fast. Keep an eye out...

At least 20 races.    I'm as happy as a piggie dipped in shit as it's time to study!  Good luck! 
   

[JT]

I have a lovely MSW picked out, Horseshoe Indianapolis aka Indiana.  Race 5, 4:45pm. 

Oh, and just a little card of 15 trot races at the Delaware County Fair in Ohio aka LBJ.  Starts at 1:00pm and the last race will be past 4:30pm.  Delightful mild weather in the low to mid 80's there. 

Both of these tracks are forecasted to be FAST.

Then my new found honey, Harrington, what a doll!  Starts at 4:30pm, 13 race card, going last post at 8:06pm scheduled.  I'll find at least 5-6 races there.  Their weather forecasted is possible light precipitation, during the day and start of the card.  Shouldn't be worst than good, I'm going with Fast. Keep an eye out...

At least 20 races.    I'm as happy as a piggie dipped in shit as it's time to study!  Good luck! 
   

Good luck tomorrow tmbz1The weather has been amazing. The water truck cannot keep up with how fast the track is drying out. We have had very little rain for a month. Look at the infield.. its parched.

[Trigger]

Good luck tomorrow tmbz1The weather has been amazing. The water truck cannot keep up with how fast the track is drying out. We have had very little rain for a month. Look at the infield.. its parched.

You know who I felt sorry for today, the fucking janitors there.  Hopefully they not using port-o-toilets too because they must be retched late in that long day.  All damn day, that amount of hours most everyone takes a dump.  If you see those staff, please thank them for their service from me! 

[JT]

You know who I felt sorry for today, the fucking janitors there.  Hopefully they not using port-o-toilets too because they must be retched late in that long day.  All damn day, that amount of hours most everyone takes a dump.  If you see those staff, please thank them for their service from me! 

That wouldn't be bad today but on Thursday.. bad like really bad. Luckily for me they redid all the bathrooms under the grandstand a couple years ago and they are good.My days of partying on the backstretch are over. I'm fine chilling in the shade in our box seats.

[Trigger]

That wouldn't be bad today but on Thursday.. bad like really bad. Luckily for me they redid all the bathrooms under the grandstand a couple years ago and they are good.My days of partying on the backstretch are over. I'm fine chilling in the shade in our box seats.

There must be a toilet, where management is.  Throw them 50 bux and say, they'll give you my family name.  I always like to make deals and take care of people. 

[JT]

There must be a toilet, where management is.  Throw them 50 bux and say, they'll give you my family name.  I always like to make deals and take care of people.

My brother and I take care of the hard working people there. We know alot of them and it's great to see them every year. Now management on the other hand is a different story. Alot of them are assholes that don't know the first thing about harness racing. Not all of them but alot of them.

[Trigger]

My brother and I take care of the hard working people there. We know alot of them and it's great to see them every year. Now management on the other hand is a different story. Alot of them are assholes that don't know the first thing about harness racing. Not all of them but alot of them.

I'm sure you do, you seem like the type that is cognizant of the world around you.

A great movie, My Blue Heaven..."I'm an over tipper." - Steve Martin

[Trigger]

Let's get the day started with $195 in wagers on the LBJ 1st - 8th races.  The balance of the card's 9th - 15th races have been handicapped and await wagers to be posted before those races.

Indiana 5th is handicapped and I await any scratches before wagering on it.

At Harrington I'm looking at races 1-6, and the 11th.  I haven't made selections yet.

No mind bets here  but hey stupid jealous cunts who utter such nonsense should get their head caved in and their teeth knocked out and their tiny dick and marbles snipped off and placed in that yap - as all annoying cowards deserve. 

With that said good hunting and best of luck today!

Delaware County Fair (H)                195.00
   Race 1    1.00    DBL    1+4+7 / 1    NaN.00
   Race 1    0.50    PK4    1+4+7 / 1 / 1 / 1+4    3.00
   Race 1    1.00    EX    BX+1+4+7    6.00
   Race 1    1.00    TRI    BX+1+4+7    6.00
   Race 1    2.00    WIN    1+7    4.00
   Race 2    2.00    WIN    1    2.00
   Race 2    2.00    EX    1 / 2+5    4.00
   Race 2    1.00    EX    2+5 / 1    2.00
   Race 2    2.00    TRI    1 / 2+5 / 2+5    4.00
   Race 2    1.00    TRI    2+5 / 1 / 2+5    2.00
   Race 2    0.50    SPR    1 / 2+5 / 2+5 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8    5.00
   Race 2    0.50    SPR    2+5 / 1 / 2+5 / 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8    5.00
   Race 3    2.00    WIN    1    2.00
   Race 3    2.00    EX    1 / 2+4+5    6.00
   Race 3    1.00    EX    2+4+5 / 1    3.00
   Race 3    1.00    TRI    1 / 2+4+5 / 2+4+5    6.00
   Race 3    1.00    TRI    2+4+5 / 1 / 2+4+5    6.00
   Race 4    2.00    WIN    1+4    4.00
   Race 4    2.00    EX    BX+1+4    4.00
   Race 4    1.00    TRI    1+4 / 1+4 / 2+3+6+7+8    10.00
   Race 4    0.50    SPR    1+4 / 1+4 / 2+3+6+7+8 / 2+3+6+7+8    20.00
   Race 4    0.50    PK5    1+4 / 1+2+4+6+7 / 3 / 2+8 / 2+4+6    30.00
   Race 5    2.00    WIN    4+6    4.00
   Race 6    4.00    WIN    3    4.00
   Race 6    1.00    EX    3 / 2+4+5+6    4.00
   Race 6    1.00    TRI    3 / 2+4+5+6 / 2+4+5+6    12.00
   Race 7    2.00    WIN    2+8    4.00
   Race 7    2.00    EX    BX+2+8    4.00
   Race 7    1.00    TRI    2+8 / 2+8 / 4+5+6    6.00
   Race 7    0.50    SPR    2+8 / 2+8 / 4+5+6 / 4+5+6    6.00
   Race 8    2.00    WIN    6    2.00
   Race 8    1.00    EX    BX+2+4+6    6.00
   Race 8    1.00    TRI    BX+2+4+6    6.00

[JT]

Good luck today to all. Another beautiful morning here in Delaware.

[Trigger]

Good luck today to all. Another beautiful morning here in Delaware.

It sure fucking is.  Low to mid 60's, walk outside and a have a cup of java.  Scrumptious.    

Where I live  if it ain't an inferno it's a torrential rain storm, with high disgusting humidity regardless.

Have a great day JT!   

[JT]

It sure fucking is.  Low to mid 60's, walk outside and a have a cup of java.  Scrumptious.    

Where I live  if it ain't an inferno it's a torrential rain storm, with high disgusting humidity regardless.

Have a great day JT!   

Exactly what I'm doing and hopping on here and studying my program. Life is good. Don't worry in January or February you can mock me weather wise all ya want

[bello]

Hey JT. Were you and miss JT leaning on the fence watching the horses score before the last or next to last races yesterday?

Good luck today boys. I need to hit early as I will be out from 1:30 on.

[JT]

Hey JT. Were you and miss JT leaning on the fence watching the horses score before the last or next to last races yesterday?

Good luck today boys. I need to hit early as I will be out from 1:30 on.

Not us bello.. the wife only goes on Sunday, Wednesday and Thursday. She gets us all caught up after our vacation from Cape Hatteras. We usually stick to our seats up in the grandstand. Unfortunately I don't know a way I could get on camera there like Scioto last month.

[Trigger]

Not us bello.. the wife only goes on Sunday, Wednesday and Thursday. She gets us all caught up after our vacation from Cape Hatteras. We usually stick to our seats up in the grandstand. Unfortunately I don't know a way I could get on camera there like Scioto last month.

Hey JT. Were you and miss JT leaning on the fence watching the horses score before the last or next to last races yesterday?

Good luck today boys. I need to hit early as I will be out from 1:30 on.

I think what Bello is trying to ask  what day and race are you going to streak across the track  and after that you're legendary  .  If you do it wear a facial disguise so you can escape and re-enter and no one will be the wiser.  Worst come to worst I'll ask Lance his thoughts on creating a sponsorship for your potential legal fees. 

[JT]

I think what Bello is trying to ask  what day and race are you going to streak across the track  and after that you're legendary  .  If you do it wear a facial disguise so you can escape and re-enter and no one will be the wiser.  Worst come to worst I'll ask Lance his thoughts on creating a sponsorship for your potential legal fees. 

I am a good looking man for being almost 51 years old...but I don't think I am Lance's type . I have been on that track many many times.. walking , sitting behind one and even jogged a few... but never stark naked. With my screaming long hair I stick out like a sore thumb. Maybe I could go over to the broadcast booth, it's not to far from where we sit, and give Wendy a little tickle, although my wife might disapprove