Horseplop's Booming Popularity!

[Harness Racing Revolution]

Says he's worth 3.4 mil. Yet seems to vacation here a lot. 

[bello]

We are run with the single goal of serving the harness racing community.

We've always enjoyed an exceptionally positive reception by virtually  everyone.

Take a look at the "All Time Most Viewed" topics.

I won't spoil it for you but it just amazes me -- and this is just one random sample --  that the White Trash Mike topic has been viewed over 160,000 times.

We'll be blazing tomorrow. And, of course, our team will be working hard  to keep all the hamsters on their wheels so everyone can enjoy the site on our sport's biggest day.

Serious question....Do you mean it. I am all for free speech, including all the trash talking anyone wants to do regarding other posters relating to racing. Let's leave the board to that. Just like you said in this post.

[Trigger]

Welcome to GuantanamoPlop.

The lights go and off, get stuck.

If you cant enter a thread as it hangs and lags and times out for the forseable forever...

It might take 2 hours but just mark the whole forum "as read" and write your post on a piece of paper!   

[Harness Racing Revolution]

It can get MUCH worse...

[Trigger]

It can get MUCH worse...

 

So now getting banded is a good thing? 

I guess the new name for banded is  = pardoned!

[Calhoun]

Says he's worth 3.4 mil. Yet seems to vacation here a lot. 

Another swinging Saturday night at your SRO flop house?

I should be logged in 100% of every hour of every day.  That's how certain activities get reported in.

PenisHead Petrelli aka Detective ShitHead and hating Calhoun.

Fuck off, Smalls.

[Calhoun]

Welcome to GuantanamoPlop.

The lights go and off, get stuck.

If you cant enter a thread as it hangs and lags and times out for the forseable forever...

It might take 2 hours but just mark the whole forum "as read" and write your post on a piece of paper!   

We're sorry you were not pleased with your Plops experience yesterday.

We believe WTM's issues were likely the cause of his BustOut Arms SRO ancient internet service.

Hopefully everyone was able to access their Regular Shower Time in
their shared bathroom SRO, wherever they may be.

[Trigger]

We're sorry you were not pleased with your Plops experience yesterday.

We believe WTM's issues were likely the cause of his BustOut Arms SRO ancient internet service.

Hopefully everyone was able to access their Regular Shower Time in
their shared bathroom SRO, wherever they may be.

 

I had to cut out 15 of the 30 races yesterday so on my own I overloaded.

The site lagging, down was independently frustrating for all of us diehards. 

Thanks, you made me lol!   

[Harness Racing Revolution]

I had to cut out 15 of the 30 races yesterday so on my own I overloaded.

The site lagging, down was independently frustrating for all of us diehards. 

Thanks, you made me lol!   

What's even funnier is they've only seen the warning shots. 

[Admin]

Let's set as much of the record straight as we can:
Horseplop is no more or less popular than at any time the past decade. The troll bots / AI programs are foreign and can't be "tamed". The most accurate sweep figure on crucial topics was about 900 in readers at 1 time. Disregard any of these bot/AI enhanced #.
As for the non connect status, our servers have a 99%+ uptime, so for sites with this volume of traffic that's excellent (while irksome when connecting is delayed).
Sometimes a minor tweak can improve flow, but mostly the situation self corrects in short order.
Please enjoy the forum and use it to have your racing voice heard among other people in the community. 

[Trigger]

Let's set as much of the record straight as we can:
Horseplop is no more or less popular than at any time the past decade. The troll bots / AI programs are foreign and can't be "tamed". The most accurate sweep figure on crucial topics was about 900 in readers at 1 time. Disregard any of these bot/AI enhanced #.
As for the non connect status, our servers have a 99%+ uptime, so for sites with this volume of traffic that's excellent (while irksome when connecting is delayed).
Sometimes a minor tweak can improve flow, but mostly the situation self corrects in short order.
Please enjoy the forum and use it to have your racing voice heard among other people in the community. 

 
Thank you very much for the understanding!   

To our racing voices!