Funny,laughable commercials ovvvvvvvvver the years.

[JOHN FRANK]

Me thinks snoop dog did this for American lung cancer society. He goin I gives up smoke. And still can't believe he done with reffer. And then the kicker. Roasten that marshmellow and burnin the crap out of it. Hilarious. I also liked that crazy AFLECT lizard if that what he be. There many more and I will think of forward.

[JOHN FRANK]

And the reason,I mention this I wish I had gone in ADVERTISIN,It would have been a great fit. SO's I at NIU as a undergrad. Takin a ADVERTISIN course. I'm in business school at time as a accountin major. Me dad who passed was a CPA. Follow in footsteps,right.
(1) So's I arrive on first day of class. ME instrutor a GRAD STUDENT doin a internship to graduate in EDUCATION. HE name is BOB LISBON. WE graduated from ST.EDWARD high school togeather in 1964. Too be continued...

[JOHN FRANK]

HE was in genius class at ST.ED'S. Me and others in dump fuc category. In high school I not give a SHIT. When me a freshman and sopmore I worked for me parish in maintence every day after school for 4 hours each day and 6 on saturday;s and sunday's. When me a junior I got a jop at kroger grocery store. Went in ever day M-F from 5 till 10. Then worked saturday  a 8 hour shift. They opened on sunday and worked 4 hours because it time and 1/2. Too bee continued....

[JOHN FRANK]

And I'ss got a buddy in same class. Lets just say tommy for these purposes. He a VIET VET like me. He attends class twice a week. Me I goes once a week. I'sss got other thins to do. And we both commutin a hour and 1/2 drive. So LISTMON says to me after a class one day. JOHN you missin quite a bit. And I can not do you no favors. I say's BOBBY BOY you teachin by the book and I can read the advertising manual. SOO's here what he doooes.  Continuein...

[Generation XYZ]

hello?

[JOHN FRANK]

3 thins:
(1) He has a bus trip to A big ADVERTISIN agency in down town ,CHICAGA. I tells him I can not attend. I'ss goin be workin. The next week he gives me a EXAM on what happened durin that trip experience. OF course,ME FUNKS. Very nice. LOL.
(2) Next is a semestar project. Put in teams of 3. TOMMY in mind. Everyone has to make up a ORVILLE REDDENBACHER popcorn skit advertisin it. KNOW TOMMY got a 5 year old daughter and I'sss put togeather the most comical advertisement and we film it. What a HIT in classroom as we put it on screen we had set up. SO later LISBON goes ,JOHN FRANK had nothin to do with it. IT be my creative IDEA. Me 2 partners get A'S and I gets a D.
(3) So the last insult was final EXAM. It simple. I ain't dump like high school. I turns in the test first and me bud can verify. I aced. LIST LIBS the next day says to NIU BUSINESS DEPT. that I stole the test and sold it to his other 2 classes for profit. He claims the test never turned in. Even though I gave the fuckin thin to him personnally.
Too be continued.

[JOHN FRANK]

And me fuckin former class mate in high school gives me a grade of E for the class. Obviously the worst grade I ever received in college. Had to retake course and ACED IT.
Now I not a revenge seeker as LISBON a class A pathetic DUFFUS SHIT that avoided DRAFT.
But 6 months later and he gots a long drive home from NIU on a stormy wintery night. Don't know who at fault, but he or other vehichle heads on into each other and both are killed. NO,I did not tamper with LISBON'S car. Don't even know what he drove. IT OK. I went on and advanced and got meeese POST GRAD. Higher than he achieved.

[JOHN FRANK]

So,lets get back to me original point. Anyone else know any funny commercials.

[caddy]

And me fuckin former class mate in high school gives me a grade of E for the class. Obviously the worst grade I ever received in college. Had to retake course and ACED IT.
Now I not a revenge seeker as LISBON a class A pathetic DUFFUS SHIT that avoided DRAFT.
But 6 months later and he gots a long drive home from NIU on a stormy wintery night. Don't know who at fault, but he or other vehichle heads on into each other and both are killed. NO,I did not tamper with LISBON'S car. Don't even know what he drove. IT OK. I went on and advanced and got meeese POST GRAD. Higher than he achieved.

after all the toby continues - you end w/ this saddening finale?  Very bad form!  lil crank Frank

[caddy]

So,lets get back to me original point. Anyone else know any funny commercials.

I'll throw some fodder on da fire.

My two favorite commercials for this holiday season 

1)  the 3 old gals that take their sled and have a time sledding down the hill into their little village.  I told my wife - the funny sequel should air on 12/26, day after Christmas, w/ an ambulance at the bottom of the hill and the emt guys loading 'em on, one by one, onto a gurney to the hospital

2)  John Travolta sampliing his role in Saturday Nite Fever as a senior Santa these days.  Same paint store company, the gal that jumped off the bridge in Sat Nite Fever is the clerk .. and then Travolta rollin' the disco to ask, what's in your wallet?.

[Dingus]

I always liked the AFLAC commercial with Yogi Berra in the barber shop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS83HdpzxDU

[JOHN FRANK]

XYZ, I just saw the message and THANK YOU.
But here what me would like to tell you:
I've been postin for about 35 years. That less than half me life. I've done it all. I post about me life quite a bit. I've always done it and I could give a SHIT about any reaction. I have accomplished quite a bit in me lifetime. PROUD of it. Not only a SOLDIER,but I was a STATE CHAMP in bowlin, A accomplished 16 softball player,A accomplished ROAD RACIN runner,and ACCOMPLISHED gettin the higest degree in my field in schoolin. And if one looks at me rough side,I can say I let NO one ever fuck with me on criminal side. Too be continued...

[JOHN FRANK]

And here the PROBLEM: Since I've been on sites over years. Ya know I'Ve WON a lotta money over the years bettin ponies. I'ss very STATISTICAL. I know whats me doin.
Throw that into me credintials. I don't bet hardly anymore as I refuse to bet ON-LINE. I might add and gives some advice at me age. You do not do that. If yooouse want to make a occasional bet you head to local OTB or for sports,casino. Just some advice from a OLD,young person. CAN'T be TRACKED.
Know I want to re-iterate this. HORSEPLOP a EXAMPLE. Sure I knows older guys and everythin about them. And I know PAUL. But today people want to hide their IDENTITY. ME. I could care less.
BUT I say this: These individuals have spent their whole lives doin not a GOD DAMN THIN. PATHECTIC. INHERITANCE BOY LUC PUC,for EXAMBLE. HE too SHORT and FAT too ever have accomplished anythin in life except DADDY left him.