Beautiful halftime performance by Jays Godmother- Dolly Parton

[carl baldwin]

Amazing at her age! Yes she's had some cosmetic work done however,  I'd eat her like a fucking apple! .

https://youtu.be/ub3Cm0V_Z8w?si=GtfeWmrYAdmctejI

[PineHurstPacer]

Amazing at her age! Yes she's had some cosmetic work done however,  I'd eat her like a fucking apple! I'm wondering if that "snapper" is still well lubricated? Doesn't matter I'd still fuck it..

You may regret it when you come out with the worm

[theokodjak26]

We have some demented, sick perverts talking about a 77 year old woman and wanting to eat her and wondering if she is still naturally lubricated. Her boobs haven’t been real in like 50 years. Her hair is someone else’s. At 77 she hasn’t been lubricated naturally since Jimmy Carter was President. And if you didn’t notice as she moved she kept holding on to whatever was behind her, clearly indicating she has typical imbalance issues that many seniors have. For Christ sakes she is an old lady. If Dolly is your fantasy girl I suspect what you really need is some blow up doll to shoot your old shit into.

[Larry Bird Boy]

Is she really jay hockey’s grandmother? I mean she still looks good in my opinion.

[Generation XYZ]

Is she really jay hockey’s grandmother? I mean she still looks good in my opinion.

Its more made up BS by Connie Hocky, Just like Gural calling them up to entice them to move out east. I think that if its not Connie its Homer, tuned up and on Plop.

[Mazola]

We have some demented, sick perverts talking about a 77 year old woman and wanting to eat her and wondering if she is still naturally lubricated. Her boobs haven’t been real in like 50 years. Her hair is someone else’s. At 77 she hasn’t been lubricated naturally since Jimmy Carter was President. And if you didn’t notice as she moved she kept holding on to whatever was behind her, clearly indicating she has typical imbalance issues that many seniors have. For Christ sakes she is an old lady. If Dolly is your fantasy girl I suspect what you really need is some blow up doll to shoot your old shit into.

Pete has been jerking off to her in his Moms basement for years

[Generation XYZ]

Sounds like he may have a few posters of Dolly, to go with his Farrah Fawcett Poster collection.

[Generation XYZ]

We have some demented, sick perverts talking about a 77 year old woman and wanting to eat her and wondering if she is still naturally lubricated. Her boobs haven’t been real in like 50 years. Her hair is someone else’s. At 77 she hasn’t been lubricated naturally since Jimmy Carter was President. And if you didn’t notice as she moved she kept holding on to whatever was behind her, clearly indicating she has typical imbalance issues that many seniors have. For Christ sakes she is an old lady. If Dolly is your fantasy girl I suspect what you really need is some blow up doll to shoot your old shit into.

I'm sure if the Senator was here or Uncle Jerry shows up. They'll suggest using astro-glide.

[Gaagoots]

We have some demented, sick perverts talking about a 77 year old woman and wanting to eat her and wondering if she is still naturally lubricated. Her boobs haven’t been real in like 50 years. Her hair is someone else’s. At 77 she hasn’t been lubricated naturally since Jimmy Carter was President. And if you didn’t notice as she moved she kept holding on to whatever was behind her, clearly indicating she has typical imbalance issues that many seniors have. For Christ sakes she is an old lady. If Dolly is your fantasy girl I suspect what you really need is some blow up doll to shoot your old shit into.

Did I say if she was my fantasy girl? No. All I said was I eat her like a fucking apple and I’m wondering if that snapper is still lubricated. It wouldn’t matter I fuck her anyway, so would you…who are you kidding oh mighty one over there!

[LUCPARK]

Did I say if she was my fantasy girl? No. All I said was I eat her like a fucking apple and I’m wondering if that snapper is still lubricated. It wouldn’t matter I fuck her anyway, so would you…who are you kidding oh mighty one over there!

your enbarressing your self dude

how fckin hard up are you shes an 80 yr old lady  ..

wdf  calm down act like you been there before
 or at least seen a vagina in person 

80 yrs old ,,,wdf

[Gaagoots]

your enbarressing your self dude

how fckin hard up are you shes an 80 yr old lady  ..

wdf  calm down act like you been there before
 or at least seen a vagina in person 

80 yrs old ,,,wdf

First of all I’m not a fucking dude. I probably fucked more women than you have hair on your head.

Now that we got that out of the way, I could give a flying fuck what you or anybody else thinks about me.

[Gaagoots]

You may regret it when you come out with the worm

True

[Bitter Truth]

Did mom put mirrors on the ceiling to draw em in for you?  

[The Exporter]

This may be the most disgusting and juvenile topics and postings in the storied history of The Plop. Pigman, do the right thing , remove this and give the fools a solid time out. 

[PIGLAND]

its gotta stink