How? You giving him a ride? Maybe he could take a carriage horse to the BigM and beg for another meal from Jeffie. Oh wait, he burned that bridge. Maybe a group member will send him another free meatloaf meal.
SCM is going to overpower PETA soon, and their money will go to him, then it's fancy suits, attorneys, well groomed and very sharp animal welfare interviews and press conferences for him. Before long A FRACTION OF EVERY GAMBLED AND EARNED DOLLAR IN HORSE RACING, CARRIAGE RIDES, AMISH BUGGY WILL BE IN Mike's pocket. The de-facto Underground Horse Overlord!
Until then sloppy seconds on the soccer moms in his cult are up for grabs boys!
