DEAD RELATIVES HAVE LEFT ME MILLIONS, ONLY PAY MYSELF A SMALL SALARY SO I QUALIFY FOR THAT MINISCULE COVID RELEIF CHEQUE. CANT STIMULATE NO HORSE TRAINERS WORTH ONLY $600
TO CLAIM ONE 
 WHY NOT JUST GIVE EVERYBODY A BRAND NEW CAR? 
AND A MY PILLOW, 
AND A MAGA HAT?
NOW THAT IS A COVID RELEIF PACKAGE