WHAT ARE YOU KIDDING? ALL THEM YEARS OF GOING DOWNSTAIRS TO THE DUNKIN' DONUTS AND SCARFING DOWN 1/2 A DOZEN BEFORE THE DOUBLE TOOK ITS TOLL!!! THAT DON'T MENTION ALL OF THE PETRIFIED HOT DOGS THAT MUST BE EMBEDDED IN HIS COLON!!! I HEARD ON HIS WAY IN HE STOPPED IN CLIFTON ONCE AND TOOK OUT A GARBAGE BAG SIZED ORDER OF RIPPERS FROM RUTT'S HUT TELLING THE COUNTER GUY HE WAS BRINGING A DOZEN OF THEM FOR THE PRESS BOX AT THE SWAMP. ALL HE DID WAS POLISH OFF 9 IN THE CAR ON RTE. 3. BEST WAS HE TOLD HOLLYWOOD AND TELETUBBY BROWER HE ONLY GOT THEM 1 EACH!!!
YOU'D THINK THE TALE OF GLUTTONY WOULD END THERE BUT OF COURSE AFTER THE LAST NOT SO LITTLE ENDS UP AT THE TICK TOCK DINER WHERE HE INHALED STEAK + EGGS BENEDICT AND A BELGIAN WAFFLE!!!
THIS GUY CAN EAT!!!
