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Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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MINIMUM FUNNY STANDARD
« on: June 25, 2019, 09:45:24 AM »
Should we have a minimum "funny" standard to avoid being banded?  The problem with this worthless forum is that the new generation Hitler Youth like Lice Man and Slim Shitty are not only stupid but not funny.  Not witty.  Just deadheaded retards.  The old Hitler Youth had some hilarity about them.  (ATC - at times funny; Unable to Earn - funny;  Proharness - the gold standard)  Even the gender neutral plopsters like Lukie, Pork Chop, Calhoonie, The Extorter, Wrenchie, Del Rey are funny at times.  The Freedom Fighters are hilarious - Hushie - hilarious; Off Ramp - Hilarious; Bernie - hilarious; yours truly - yes.

So I propose that Pork Chop band all plopsters who do not and CANNOT (because of innate psychological limitations) meet a minimum "funny" or "witty" standard.  Until next time, Andrew Dice Clay............. .HEIL HITLER!!  tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1
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Re: MINIMUM FUNNY STANDARD
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2019, 10:02:32 AM »
Harness racing is no joke
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Re: MINIMUM FUNNY STANDARD
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2019, 10:03:43 AM »
WE AHVE TOO MANY WHITE OLD MUTHERFUCKERS

THAT WANT TO STAY MISERABLE
AND WANT TO TAKE EVERYONE DOWN WITH THEM

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I WILL START BANDING MUTHERFUCKERS SHORTLY

OH YEAH IM IN 1 OF MY FUCKIN BIPOLAR MOODS TODAY

 tmbz1
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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Re: MINIMUM FUNNY STANDARD
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2019, 10:17:12 AM »
Quote from: Iceman on June 25, 2019, 10:05:43 AM
Only those who are supposed govern the sport are a joke.

See what I mean?   angbk angbk angbk

Lice Man = Dumbcon 2    (for now...)

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Re: MINIMUM FUNNY STANDARD
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2019, 10:27:19 AM »
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He who laughs last, laughs best.

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Re: MINIMUM FUNNY STANDARD
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2019, 10:42:40 AM »
Quote from: Iceman on June 25, 2019, 10:39:37 AM
Buffy/Calcoon again show their kindergarten mindset and their one and the same.
This worthless forum infected by 80 yo Stalking Lice.

How do we make it stop?

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LUCPARK

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Re: MINIMUM FUNNY STANDARD
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2019, 10:49:47 AM »
TIM#4

U GOT LET IT GO DUDE

STALKIN HOUNDIE

WONT SOLVE NOTHIN
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Re: MINIMUM FUNNY STANDARD
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2019, 11:20:44 AM »
Quote from: Ken on June 25, 2019, 11:19:03 AM
It is to anyone who happens to encounter this cesspool.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cesspool

See what I mean?   angbk angbk angbk


I gotta go DUMBCON 1 for Barbie.  Try to nip it in the bud.

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Re: MINIMUM FUNNY STANDARD
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2019, 06:27:13 PM »
Here's my humor submission:  "How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a woman???

Answer:  "Shit in her cunt"   tmbz1
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Re: MINIMUM FUNNY STANDARD
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2019, 07:02:52 PM »
Quote from: spaheaven on June 25, 2019, 06:27:13 PM
Here's my humor submission:  "How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a woman???

Answer:  "Shit in her cunt"   tmbz1


DUMBCON 1
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Re: MINIMUM FUNNY STANDARD
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2019, 07:42:27 PM »
What did Calhoon say to Buffy before they got in the car?     “Buffy, get in the car.”
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Re: MINIMUM FUNNY STANDARD
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2019, 07:58:41 PM »
Quote from: slimshady on June 25, 2019, 07:42:27 PM
What did Calhoon say to Buffy before they got in the car?     “Buffy, get in the car.”
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