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Harness Racing should be an EVENT !
« on: October 14, 2018, 07:21:10 PM »
why doesn't LIVE harness racing compete as a sporting event.  Our sport needs mascots ! it is not too much to ask to have horse mascots glad handing the fans and doing some decent entertainment.  I remind you of the idea that grooms should look uniformed and be in apparel that makes it look like an event.   The horses could have decorations for special days.  Why aren't there stable team cheerleaders?   Racinos and HHAs could really promote this sport; and, in no time at all, harness racing might be as popular as  -  hhhmmm, curling, golf, soccer  ^  HIP-HIP-HOORAY  !!!

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Re: Harness Racing should be an EVENT !
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2018, 07:25:31 PM »
we got the manager

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Re: Harness Racing should be an EVENT !
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2018, 07:26:56 PM »
And just WHO is going to pay for this? The grooms?  MOST of the people in harness racing are TOO CHEAP to pay for anything they don't absolutely HAVE to.

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Re: Harness Racing should be an EVENT !
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2018, 08:11:31 PM »
hoosier and grand river already do these things

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Re: Harness Racing should be an EVENT !
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2018, 08:23:07 PM »
why doesn't LIVE harness racing compete as a sporting event.  Our sport needs mascots ! it is not too much to ask to have horse mascots glad handing the fans and doing some decent entertainment.  I remind you of the idea that grooms should look uniformed and be in apparel that makes it look like an event.   The horses could have decorations for special days.  Why aren't there stable team cheerleaders?   Racinos and HHAs could really promote this sport; and, in no time at all, harness racing might be as popular as  -  hhhmmm, curling, golf, soccer  ^  HIP-HIP-HOORAY  !!!

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Re: Harness Racing should be an EVENT !
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2018, 09:06:36 PM »
Stable team cheerleaders?  73cv.2 73cv.2 73cv.2 73cv.2 73cv.2  Now THAT'S funny.

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Re: Harness Racing should be an EVENT !
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2018, 10:28:36 PM »
Put them in prison uniforms.

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Re: Harness Racing should be an EVENT !
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2018, 10:33:39 PM »
Stable team cheerleaders?  73cv.2 73cv.2 73cv.2 73cv.2 73cv.2  Now THAT'S funny.

I say, get some big bossomed gals jigglin' the jumbos -- w/ some decent low class bikini thongs, big bellies hanging over and all.  maybe wearing some tail feathers - w/ some cowboy hats -- now, boys,  see  >  maybe caddy ain't such a dum-dum

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