WHO REPRESENTED HARNESS RACING AT THE ROYAL WEDDING?

[Joe Dirt]

  I SEE THEY EVEN LET BLACK FOLK IN AT THIS ONE, SO I AM SURE US HARNESS FOLK WOULD HAVE BEEN WELCOME.  I WOULD HAVE VOLUNTEERED, AND EVEN GONE WITH BIANCONI, HE LOOKS GOOD IN A TUX, OR GISSER, WHO CAN REALLY HOLD HIS LIQUOR.  I BET THEY HAD SOME AWESOME COCKTAILS AT THOSE ROYAL PARTIES THAT THE QUEEN THREW.  PUT MY NAME ON THE LIST FOR NEXT TIME. I CLEAN UP WELL

[LUCPARK]

ATC

[AGUA CALIENTE]

Lucpark and Jennifer flew there on NETJETS for the after Wedding Party, Fireworks, wine, and Cigars were had by all.

[Joe Dirt]

ATC

TOO SHORT FOR MY LIKING, AND I AM NOT SURE, BUT I DONT THINK JEWISH FOLKS WERE ALLOWED FOR FEAR OF A TERRORIST ATTACK

[shuffledagain]

Qualifications to attend:  crooked teeth

[Uncle Harry]

     BARTLETT DROVE THE WEDDING CARRIAGE

[TheGrimReaper]

Elton John represented most here.....old and fat....and haven’t had a hit in years....

[hasbeen]

Mike Oosting went as a marriage/ relationship counselor.
 

Made another sad alarm as " meade and grog tester " at the dinner after the ceremony.

[MR.DALRAE]

Lucpark and Jennifer flew there on NETJETS for the after Wedding Party, Fireworks, wine, and Cigars were had by all.

HEARD THEY TOOK A BUS

[Fatboy]

HEARD THEY TOOK A BUS

WHILE YOU REPRESENTED WENDYS HAMBURGERS AT WEDDING

[Hush Limbaugh II]

Did the camel and ostriches take place, how about the corn shucking activities, maybe the cornhole tournament, definitely the hooker night bathing beauties contest took place. Certainly if these are good enuff for the Pig M faithful they are certainly good enuff for da Queen 

[Carnival People]

  I SEE THEY EVEN LET BLACK FOLK IN AT THIS ONE, SO I AM SURE US HARNESS FOLK WOULD HAVE BEEN WELCOME.  I WOULD HAVE VOLUNTEERED, AND EVEN GONE WITH BIANCONI, HE LOOKS GOOD IN A TUX, OR GISSER, WHO CAN REALLY HOLD HIS LIQUOR.  I BET THEY HAD SOME AWESOME COCKTAILS AT THOSE ROYAL PARTIES THAT THE QUEEN THREW.  PUT MY NAME ON THE LIST FOR NEXT TIME. I CLEAN UP WELL

Dave Brower was there.  He worked as the official food taster for 700 people. 

[MR.DALRAE]

WHILE YOU REPRESENTED WENDYS HAMBURGERS AT WEDDING

Go clean the coop

[Bruce Jenner]

            I was there with Jesse and Sharpton

[hoosierboy]

Mike Oosting went as a marriage/ relationship counselor.
 

Made another sad alarm as " meade and grog tester " at the dinner after the ceremony.

OO flew Lucs private plane