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JOHN FRANK

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Re: Hey SHIRLY,AKA ANDREASS
« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2026, 12:31:06 PM »
JOHN FRANK ARMY forgot, DARNOLD DUCK distracted him with GIRLY QUESTIONS.
LET me put it this way. A fuckin QUEER who never SERVED,would NEVER EVER,UNDERSTAND.

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« Reply #16 on: July 10, 2026, 01:38:01 PM »
I'm gettin tired. But I must continue.
It go out in pourin rain and do night manuvers. Crawl under barb wire with live machine gun fire,supposidle a foot over your skull.
the night SHIT is over and we return bout 1AM. weese told we can sleep in to 11AM. JOHN FRANK ARMY knew that was BS. At 5 AM we rousted, Not me I was already awake,never went to sleep. Formation at 5 AM. NOW ,we was full of mud from last night trainin session. yoossees got extra clean fatiques to put on. They not a proplem. But you only have 2 sets of boots. One are for inspection only and the other for everyday use. But each soldier must keep them clean.
Its a ruse.
What JOHN FRANK ARMY doin while everyone else slept. THE FUCKIN MAN SOLDIER went to latrine and spent 4 hours cleanin and spit shinin his everyday wear boots. OH YA.
So know it formatiom and CO wants to inspect. I'm CHARLIE and 3rd in line. He comes by me and stops. He only lookin at BOOTs. ME drill with him.CO goes to me. I'M warnin you FAGGOTT,if you switched yopur INSPECTION BOOTS and you wearin them know,I'SS gonna send your ASS to the PENITENTREY. And my DRILL not know. He says SIR: I know PRIVATE FRANK and I will guarrenrtee HE not switch boots. And knowin him,He spent last night cleanin those he wearin.and the CO goes. Lets go DRILL,we gonna see. He comes back out and looks at me and says nuttin.He goes down the line. And everyone boots a muddy mess. He gets on his platform with microform and announces, WE gots only one soldier in this pathectic company. He a soldier and the rest of you pathetic queer piss heads need to be shoveled into a sinkhole.
But I want you all to blame PRIVATE FRANK,because he did correct and the rest of you fuckin queers are just that. BLAME FRANK for this. You and him are goin to LOW CRAWL MUDDY DRAG HILL up and down twice. AND WE DID.

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« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2026, 02:16:41 PM »
Soooeees me DRILL asks me one day. John can you do me a favor. I says: What that be. In 3 weeks were having inter platoon contests to see who the best platoon is. And politly asks if I can spend every night and weekend with RONALD FOGELMAN and attempt to get him in shape. First I said: WHY ME. He said: Your the best soldier I have ever had in a platoon as a DRILL. I agreed,but told him.I need a favor. I said I gots a friend who is in the worst fuckin PLATOON with the SHITHEAD. He encouraged his PLATOON to give him a BLANKET PARTY and then took my BUD out in the woods with his second and beat the SHIT out of him. Same thin because he be slow gettin into shape. I tells me DRILL. Tell the FUC,that I want to meet him in thee woods. I.m not gonna be submissdive and I will beat the LIVIN SHIT out of the FUCKIN ASSHOLE.
HE WENT and set it up. My DRILL GOES. I don't doubt you will annilate the fuc. But he told me.If you fuc him up he will go cry that a junior beat him up and have me court-martialed. So much for BRAVERY,when one is entertain a COWARD. TOOOOOP BEEEE COOOOOPNTINNNUUUU ERD.............

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« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2026, 03:50:02 PM »
You all member that the FUC stole meese camera on graduation day.
Thjat motherfuckin POS. Yooossse all member PRIVATE FRANK. He Caught overnight company duity with the SUPPLY SEARGENT. I knew him.
SAID and told him, I ain't parading like a monkey. Put me on LAUDRY detail. And he did. Said collect your duffle,bring me yopur weapon that had to be officially inspected and GOD DAMN if I was gonna cl;ean the POPS M-14. Anmd I told him. The guy was STYAFF SEARGENT. and sdaid others might be propud to do this,but JOPHN FRANK ARMY don't come from a CL:OWN CAr. oh god.aNYHOW,tHE fuc drill USED A l:ock cutter TO STEAL ME CAMERA. And know I.ve lost me GRADUATION album. Think I can get it back thru VA. Lets hope. I intend to track down that POS DRILL,if he still alive. He will beg I don't KILL him. Won't WORK.

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Re: Hey SHIRLY,AKA ANDREASS
« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2026, 03:52:20 PM »
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Re: Hey SHIRLY,AKA ANDREASS
« Reply #20 on: July 10, 2026, 06:27:21 PM »

  howz the miller light today franke
real army drank budweiser

w all rants i passed right over cause you better than edgar alan poe stories

you an now

carry on

PFC

you musta been a hellva sofrball [notice it wasnt real baseball] player
got beaned a couple times
dat yer xcuse for the blabber

clean up yer spec5 patch
sgt e5 be checking back  46fzlag

 

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