Here I am at DELI at MEIER. Only place that sells OLD FASHIONED LOAF,anywhere. I also wanted to purchase some AMERICAN chezze. One lady operatin. So this fuc I guess is in his mid-30,s. He orders 5 lbs of some HAM. And he impatient as it takes a while to slice. The older lady has to show him slices 4 times to get his desired slice. HE got his cart parked in chezze section. I want to be able to see the chezze. I tells the fud. Could you move your cart so I can determine a future purchase. YHE FUC GOES. Wait your turn. JOHN FRANK ARMY says to HIM. I don't know what you doin with all this HAM. ON SALE and freezzzin it. MAYBE you should go to a STATE FAIR and purcase the BLUE RIBBON PIG and have it SLAUGHTERED. He goes FUC YOU. JOHN FRANK ARMY takes his cart and sends it flyin 3 aisles down. Even though I can't see.FUC with me JR. HE calls and screams for manadement. MEET me in parkin lot. Not happen. You can tell he A IOWA TRUMP LOVER.
what we have here ios called embellishment. My guess is it went more like this.
Guy, w/ the next number - steps up and orders a 1/2 lb. ham thin sliced. He's likely distracted when Lil Crank Frank crowds into his space smelling like a bunch of green onions. He most politely asked onion breath to step back so he can breathe. Takes his pkg o deli ham and rolls away.
Meanwhile, Frankie had too much time on his hands and went to lala fantasyvil and visualized throwing a shopping cart aside. The management came by the counter, saw Frankie in daydream and asked him to turn off the ignition on the batt. pwrd ride on cart.
