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So's JOHN FRANK ARMY likes playin in free TOURNEYS. In 2020 he won $5500.00 in free shit. SOOO HAWTHORNE runnin a free one today which lasts a while. 20 races and select a pony in each race over the weekends. $20.00 Win,Place mythical. (1) So'S JOHN FRANK ARMY signs up. Or so he thought. You must play on computer and select a Hawthorne OTB that you would like to represent. Mine was Hoffman Estates. Then when he registers,HAWTHORNE says you must have a CELL PHONE to play. EXCUSE ME. JOHN FRANK ARMY don't have one. I won't tell you what we used in NAM,but it not PIGIONS. When ME a boy SCOUT years ago we learned smoke signals and mirrors. HAWTHORNE tellin me YOU CAN'T play without sopisticated CELL PHONE. JOHN FRANK ARMY goes: WE will see about that!. I'M all day long gettin that changed. Since the whole fuckin tourney is based on INTERNET. And us OLD people don't give a RATS ASS about phone APPS. It took a round about 3 hours to get me in. But I'M in. CAUSE,JOHN FRANK ARMY would have QUESTIONED the legitimacy of the TOURNEY. OLD FUCS without CELLS NOT ALLOWED. (2)So JOHN FRANK ARMY started out today at SADDLE ROOM in HOFFMAN EASTATES to clarify things. They spent 15 minutes gettin me cleared. I went and sat at sunkin bar with my friend JAY to have a few beers. There were 50 people in area. We looked and saw no one else drinkin booze. Cheap fuc HORSEPLAYERS. A 12 OZ beer was $5.50. We had between us 6. I paid and gave the tender $40.00. When it come to drinkin,no price is too much,although left after 3. (3) Went home and used info that tellers gave me to play in tourney. DID not WORK. NOW I'M pissed. So's I call the SADDLE horseracin and they know I'VE been complaining about injustice. They make 2 calls to make sure I can compete. JOHN FRANK ARMY allowed in with 45 minutes to go. (4) YA know. I feel bad for other older that can't participate. Maybe with my threats,HAWTHORNE will redo rules startin next week. (5) But MEMBER one THIN. Whoever you may be. Never FUC with a FRANK,especially one called JOHN FRANK ARMY.