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Jonkers what the fuck?
« on: January 14, 2019, 02:21:32 AM »
Why didn't you warn me about watermelon tits?  I made the trip to go play craps and when I got there I couldn't take it.  Luckily they have an EMT on staff.

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Re: Jonkers what the fuck?
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2019, 08:21:31 AM »
awful place

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Re: Jonkers what the fuck?
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2019, 10:05:07 AM »
Buffy's mother was giving $5 blowjobs at the $10 Blackjack table, again.

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Re: Jonkers what the fuck?
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2019, 08:48:54 AM »
awful place

This is at Tioga. There was a girl playing craps that had 44DD's and she had a low cut shirt on. I had to pull a Spermin Herman
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Re: Jonkers what the fuck?
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2019, 08:27:42 PM »
This is at Tioga. There was a girl playing craps that had 44DD's and she had a low cut shirt on. I had to pull a Spermin Herman

Wings told me that you were drooling all over the table.  ;D ;D

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Re: Jonkers what the fuck?
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2019, 10:34:48 PM »
Don’t they still have make believe pop o Matic craps there

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Re: Jonkers what the fuck?
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2019, 03:51:10 AM »
Don’t they still have make believe pop o Matic craps there
Tioga has real craps.  I guess this is a bad time to tell Jonkers what happens when they send the dice to her short and she has to reach for those puppies.

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Re: Jonkers what the fuck?
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2019, 07:10:51 AM »
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Re: Jonkers what the fuck?
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2019, 04:47:35 PM »
She should enter the Miss Tioga pageant this summer that Gural emcees and grabs there asses on the way by...

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Re: Jonkers what the fuck?
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2019, 05:00:54 PM »
Tioga has real craps.  I guess this is a bad time to tell Jonkers what happens when they send the dice to her short and she has to reach for those puppies.

Im going to tip the dealers to send them short to her
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Re: Jonkers what the fuck?
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2019, 08:05:31 PM »
Im going to tip the dealers to send them short to her

Hey Jonkers,
My sources tell me she is into older guys.  tmbz1 tmbz1

 

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