How is he Cheap? The Carlo's continue to do what is best in a dead industry. Who the fuck r U?
YOU MUST HAVE NEVER HAD TO TAKE A SHIT WHILE AT NORTHVILLE DUNES. THE JOHNS ON HIGHWAY RESTROOMS IN THE GHETTO ARE CLEANER THAN ANY AT NORTHVILLE DUNES. FIRST THE JOHN AT THE EAST END OF THE BUILDING IS PADLOCKED SHUT, WONDER HOW MUCK CARLOU BRIBES THE STATE HEALTH INSPECTOR TO ALLOW THAT
I FOUND THAT OUT THE HARD WAY. ATE THE ALL YOU CAN SHIT BUFFET ONE NIGHT AND WENT OUT TO MY CAR TO ENJOY A SMOKE AFTERWARDS. I PARK BY THE RACING ORIFACE, WELL WHILE ENJOYING MY DOOBIE I COULD FEEL THE STOMACH START TO RUMBLE, I KNEW WHAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN. IMAGINE HAVING TO TAKE A BLOW OUT BOWEL MOVEMENT AND FIND THE DOOR LOCKED ON THE SHITTER, I DID WHAT ANY MAN WOULD DO, I SNUCK BEHIND THAT OLD BLUE TARP, DROPPED TROU, AND DROPPED A GREASY LOAD IN OME OF THOSE OLD TELEVISIONS THAT THEY WERE USING FOR PARTS. NO PAPER TO WIPE MY ASS THERE EITHER, AND I STILL NEEDED MY PROGRAM TO BET WITH, SO I TOOK OFF THE FRUIT OF THE LOOMS, SIZE 44 AND USED THEM AS AN EMERGENCY WIPE. NOT THAT THAT WAS BAD, SNUCK BEHIND THE SAME TARP 6 MONTHS LATER, AND MY ARTISTIC MASTERPIECE WAS STILL THERE, UNTOUCHED BY HUMAN HANDS
CANT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I WALKED INTO THE OLD RESTROOMS AND THERE WAS A STREAM OF LIQUID HEADING TOWARDS THE FLOOR DRAIN. NOT WANTING TO RUIN A NICE PAIR OF NIKES, I FOUND OUT THEY LEFT THE OLD POLICE SUBSTATION ON THE MAIN FLOOR UNLOCKED, SO AT LEAST I COULD TAKE A LEAK IN ONE OF THE DOZENS OF BEER CUPS THAT WERE IN THERE.
I USED TO WRITE THE DAYS DATE ON THE CUP TO KEEP TRACK OF HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE FOR THE STUFF TO EVAPORATE. DONT KNOW WHY, BUT THAT ROOM WOULD ALWAYS SMELL FUNNY, MAKE ME SICK TO MY STOMACH.
AND WHAT MUST ALL THOSE DEARBORN ARABS EAT? GOD SHIT DAM. NEVER COULD FIND A CAN OF GLADE WHEN I NEEDED ONE.
REMEMBER ONCE AT THE OLD DRC WHEN THE SHOE SHINER CAME IN ONE TIME AND SAID MIX SOME WATER WITH IT, ONLY PLACE I COULD FIND SOME LIQUID WAS, YOU GUESSED IT, THE OLD HORSE TROUGH, THEY USED AS A MASS URINAL, WHERE DUDES COULD HANG OUT TOGETHER WHILE PASSING A STROHS. REMEMBER, YOU NEVER BUY A BEER, YOU ONLY RECYCLE IT, IN A RETUNABLE 12oz BOTTLE
SO DONT TELL ME CARLOU DOES WHATS THE BEST. WHEN IT COMES TO PINCHING A LOAF, CARLOU IS PINCHING PENNIES BY PUTTING OUT THE CHEAPEST ASSWIPES HE COULD STEAL FROM THE MOBIL GAS STATION ON SIX MILE
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