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Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2018, 06:11:08 PM »
That AtTheShack dipshit
Is a real professional Ass Wipe


He comes off like a low life pervert

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Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2018, 08:04:55 PM »
I would have self-self betting terminals THAT WORKED available on tables in the dining room.  I would set some threshold bet level, after which the cost of programs for any track would be credited back to one's players card.  No limit on the number of tracks to which this applies.  I would serve decent tasting food that is edible - much like what is typically available in the buildings housing the slot machines.  And last, but not least, have wet t-shirt contests on the track apron - at least on weekend nights.

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first you would have to find some people under 60 that have even heard about harness racing. not very likely. if you could why not just give them free programs that they couldn't read or decipher anyway. they would never be able to operate a self-betting machine while eating your decent tasting food which you would have to charge way too much for. when their horse breaks stride in the first race it would be difficult to convince them to keep on betting. you are about 50 years too late with this idea. if you owned a slot track wouldn't you want them in the casino anyway.

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Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2018, 02:08:19 AM »
hez like 69 get over him,,time has passed


And at 69years old can still out drive these stupid fucks in Chicago and Indy.
Ryan Anderson was the youngest driver to ever win a breeders crown race. It's all popcorn penny.

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Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2018, 06:53:43 AM »
free drinks for all

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Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
« Reply #19 on: June 15, 2018, 09:12:16 AM »
first you would have to find some people under 60 that have even heard about harness racing. not very likely. if you could why not just give them free programs that they couldn't read or decipher anyway. they would never be able to operate a self-betting machine while eating your decent tasting food which you would have to charge way too much for. when their horse breaks stride in the first race it would be difficult to convince them to keep on betting. you are about 50 years too late with this idea. if you owned a slot track wouldn't you want them in the casino anyway.

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Re: If I Owned a Racetrack
« Reply #20 on: June 15, 2018, 03:06:44 PM »
Yeah I think it is especially the part about operating the sbm
Unless. It was on their phone!!
Black lives matter? WTF
I was taught all lives matter!
Especially the lives of us rednecks
And our Horsez!!

 

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