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Political Roundtable / Re: I'ss JOHN FRANK ARMY can;t take this FAT BALLON DRAFT DODGIN COWARD FUC.
« Last post by JOHN FRANK on Today at 06:38:04 PM »Stand at attention,DROOLIN BOY.
YOU thinks you E-5 stripe is better than a SPECIALISTS STRIPES.
IT the FUCKIN same. E-5 is E-5. Hows,JOHN FRANK ARMY know. PAY ATTENTION AGAIN you FUCKIN MORON.
LETS SEE:
(1) JOHN FRANK ARMY was voted #1 in his company in BASIC. IN his platoon he was asked to attend LEADERSHIP SCHOOL. That worked,NOT. No way was I gonna go spend another 4 weeks doin BULLSHIT. But they reveasl where my next school would be. It be GENERAL CLERK SCHOOL. I be a disaster. The fuckin School be a DISASTER.
(2) Soooes I GRADS by a MIRACLE. Got orders to attend FINANCE SCHOOL. You moron get it. FINANCE SCHOOL at FT. BENJAMIN HARRIS in INDIANA. GRADUATED #1 out of 102. Everyone gets orders after GRADUATION except JOHN FRANK ARMY. The MAJOR head disliked ME. One reason was in me platoon was a IDIOT that went to LEADERSHIP SCHOOL. He was in charge tellin everyone what to do. He bugged me and so one day,I cvould not take his stupid shit. I grapped the FUC and slammed him and his head against a foot locker and said: do not ever tell me what to do ever again or I will crermate you. It know graduation and everyone takin off buit me. I have not received orders. And I've already been up 24 hours. I gots to report to SHIT BRAINS MAJOR. He goes{What we gonna do with you). He calls the head of the mess hall and tells the,OH wait,he like you E-whatever. Then the FUC tells me. Go to MESS and yup on the next 36 straight hours doin MESS. The fuc puts me on the worst JOPP one can have,cleanin in scorchin hot water POTS and PANS. I had no hands left after that detail. Soooes my patriotic DUITY is finished and so be me hands.
(3) I've know been up 48 hors strasight and have to report back to SHITHEAD. I staggers in and SHITBRAINS goes:I weant you to sweep all company steets. JOHN FRANK ARM<Y goes: SIR,ME been up for 60 hours and I could use some snooze time. He throws this gicantic broom at me and say's START SWEEPIN. Anmythin you sasy you FUCKIN POS. You think for one moment.JOHN FRANK ARMY gonna do this BULLSHIT NONSENSE. He drahgs the fuckin broom behind him,walks down 3 barrecks,enters and flings the fuckin broom as far as he cans down the barrecks floor and unrolls a matrerss on a bottom bunk and lays down. I'm out like turnin off a loght swith. I'm woken by the MP'S and they tells me SHITHEAD been searchin all over for me and they must take me to the pathetic FUC.
(4) The POS so happy when I step into his office. He was hopin I went AWOL. The FUC be screamin at me. You BUSTED to LEABVENWORTH you goin. I goes: FUC YOU.
At that moment in comes the COMPANY CLERK. He tells SHIT FOR BRAINS,SIR,PRIVATE FRANKS orders just came in. He takes and reads and then hands to me.
YOU thinks you E-5 stripe is better than a SPECIALISTS STRIPES.
IT the FUCKIN same. E-5 is E-5. Hows,JOHN FRANK ARMY know. PAY ATTENTION AGAIN you FUCKIN MORON.
LETS SEE:
(1) JOHN FRANK ARMY was voted #1 in his company in BASIC. IN his platoon he was asked to attend LEADERSHIP SCHOOL. That worked,NOT. No way was I gonna go spend another 4 weeks doin BULLSHIT. But they reveasl where my next school would be. It be GENERAL CLERK SCHOOL. I be a disaster. The fuckin School be a DISASTER.
(2) Soooes I GRADS by a MIRACLE. Got orders to attend FINANCE SCHOOL. You moron get it. FINANCE SCHOOL at FT. BENJAMIN HARRIS in INDIANA. GRADUATED #1 out of 102. Everyone gets orders after GRADUATION except JOHN FRANK ARMY. The MAJOR head disliked ME. One reason was in me platoon was a IDIOT that went to LEADERSHIP SCHOOL. He was in charge tellin everyone what to do. He bugged me and so one day,I cvould not take his stupid shit. I grapped the FUC and slammed him and his head against a foot locker and said: do not ever tell me what to do ever again or I will crermate you. It know graduation and everyone takin off buit me. I have not received orders. And I've already been up 24 hours. I gots to report to SHIT BRAINS MAJOR. He goes{What we gonna do with you). He calls the head of the mess hall and tells the,OH wait,he like you E-whatever. Then the FUC tells me. Go to MESS and yup on the next 36 straight hours doin MESS. The fuc puts me on the worst JOPP one can have,cleanin in scorchin hot water POTS and PANS. I had no hands left after that detail. Soooes my patriotic DUITY is finished and so be me hands.
(3) I've know been up 48 hors strasight and have to report back to SHITHEAD. I staggers in and SHITBRAINS goes:I weant you to sweep all company steets. JOHN FRANK ARM<Y goes: SIR,ME been up for 60 hours and I could use some snooze time. He throws this gicantic broom at me and say's START SWEEPIN. Anmythin you sasy you FUCKIN POS. You think for one moment.JOHN FRANK ARMY gonna do this BULLSHIT NONSENSE. He drahgs the fuckin broom behind him,walks down 3 barrecks,enters and flings the fuckin broom as far as he cans down the barrecks floor and unrolls a matrerss on a bottom bunk and lays down. I'm out like turnin off a loght swith. I'm woken by the MP'S and they tells me SHITHEAD been searchin all over for me and they must take me to the pathetic FUC.
(4) The POS so happy when I step into his office. He was hopin I went AWOL. The FUC be screamin at me. You BUSTED to LEABVENWORTH you goin. I goes: FUC YOU.
At that moment in comes the COMPANY CLERK. He tells SHIT FOR BRAINS,SIR,PRIVATE FRANKS orders just came in. He takes and reads and then hands to me.
