Author Topic: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!  (Read 1923 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Fuguzzi

  • Elite
  • ******
  • Posts: 3104
Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
« on: September 21, 2023, 04:05:23 PM »
Horse gets parked - he never mentions it. Horse pops pocket before the turn - he never mentions it. Horse goes wide down the back going nowhere - that he mentions. Top of the stretch, D Dunn swings All Lathered Up wide and he SCREAMS like the horse is making a serious move, flattens right out. Did he ever hear of the word "length"? He needs a lawn chair, binoculars and a corn dog.

jupiter

  • Stakes Horse
  • *****
  • Posts: 1929
Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2023, 04:16:24 PM »
Everybody is scared to tell the old fuck he's all done. Quit for the love of god.

bello

  • Elite
  • ******
  • Posts: 2056
Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2023, 04:18:53 PM »
He Quit....He is asked to come back for the judge and other guest appearances to fill in when a track when a regular announcer is off

shotgunner

  • Stakes Horse
  • *****
  • Posts: 577
Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2023, 04:24:32 PM »
He Quit....He is asked to come back for the judge and other guest appearances to fill in when a track when a regular announcer is off
He really needs to only do a couple of races a day for Jug week if hes gonna do it. He just gets worn down too easy and makes even more mistakes than usual for a near 80 yr old.

jupiter

  • Stakes Horse
  • *****
  • Posts: 1929
Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2023, 04:25:10 PM »
Then gag the old fuck. Tell all race tracks he's fucking senile, blind as a bat, slobbers all the time. Please pull the plug on the mike.

theokodjak26

  • Stakes Horse
  • *****
  • Posts: 1017
Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2023, 04:44:40 PM »
Then gag the old fuck. Tell all race tracks he's fucking senile, blind as a bat, slobbers all the time. Please pull the plug on the mike.
Gag the old fuck? Why don’t we gag all guys over 80  73cv.2

Fuguzzi

  • Elite
  • ******
  • Posts: 3104
Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2023, 04:45:32 PM »
Gag the old fuck? Why don’t we gag all guys over 80  73cv.2
There'd be too much drool.

LUCPARK

  • Living Legend
  • *******
  • Posts: 55681
  • HES A GOOD GUY ,FAMILY MAN AND A CHRISTIAN
Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2023, 08:05:30 PM »
EMBARRASSING RACE CALLS ALL DAY

MANY MISTAKES

ON ANOTHER BIG HARNESS DAY OF RACING

THEY SEND OUT ,,MR MAGOO

TBREDS IS LIGHT YRS IN FRONT OF THESE BACKWARDS ASSES

REAL AMERICANS DONT TAKE A KNEE

Fuguzzi

  • Elite
  • ******
  • Posts: 3104
Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2023, 08:08:22 PM »
Except for the death and destruction

White Rabbit

  • Open / FFA
  • ****
  • Posts: 375
Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2023, 08:10:11 PM »
In the one race they didn’t put the half time up till after the 3/4’s and he called 3/4’ 55’4 third 1/4 29’1. He’s just embarrassing himself now. Needs to step away.

theokodjak26

  • Stakes Horse
  • *****
  • Posts: 1017
Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2023, 08:16:43 PM »
Hutson we have a problem

Open bridle

  • Open / FFA
  • ****
  • Posts: 346
Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2023, 09:45:53 PM »
I think it's time to find a replacement and limit him to a few undercard races. Also, I was there and I sure didn't see the 40k they announced. The crowds are just not like they use to be.
« Last Edit: September 21, 2023, 09:50:13 PM by Open bridle »

Casualfan1

  • Top Claimer
  • ***
  • Posts: 143
Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2023, 04:06:00 AM »
He always been terrible IMO but definitely gotten worse or should say has completely lost it.  Go get that Kurt Becker guy who is the announcer at Keeneland and does some harness.  Watching Keenland I’ve never heard him make a mistake or even take a breath   Guy is phenomenal. 

dinkadoo

  • Elite
  • ******
  • Posts: 5465
Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2023, 08:04:40 AM »
It's Miller Time  ! !

I could only imagine how horrid that sounded in the grandstand on the old speaker system.

Then they throw it to Wendy who interviews Bud Hatifeld who tells a story and then immediately has to tell a story.....

Some things never change....

albitchross

  • Open / FFA
  • ****
  • Posts: 394
Re: Race 16 - Roger SUCKS!
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2023, 08:17:12 AM »
he has always been terrible...  and the Jug call was pathetic and one of his worst ever.  It should be an automatic to not be asked to call a race ever again.

 

shout out

Refresh History
  • Sound off !
  • Frank the Zipper: it comes in handy
    May 16, 2024, 02:49:07 PM
  • ROOSTER COGBURN: No do explain...
    May 16, 2024, 11:48:54 AM
  • Frank the Zipper: Have you tried Whackenal in the handy 16 ozcan?
    May 16, 2024, 08:36:36 AM
  • ROOSTER COGBURN: Still say Noxema is the best for tug time.
    May 15, 2024, 07:13:14 PM
  • ROOSTER COGBURN: I like how it feels between my toes and ass cheeks. way better than desenex, or prep H
    May 15, 2024, 05:04:31 PM
  • ROOSTER COGBURN: Never tried it for that purpose. Will give it a try!
    May 15, 2024, 05:00:44 PM
  • Frank the Zipper: Vicks Vapor Rub is a great slipping cream
    May 14, 2024, 05:43:11 PM
  • The Thorn: Damn, You'all sound like a bunch of pussies.  Go smell some flowers and report back
    May 14, 2024, 12:41:19 PM
SimplePortal 2.3.7 © 2008-2024, SimplePortal