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silent one

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Only at a harness track would you hear this.
« on: May 12, 2019, 05:57:31 PM »
5th race at Rosecroft.

 The announcer " If you are missing a partial denture, please see Mary at the customer service window."

  Sincerely, Silent One

Rabbi Of Racing

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Re: Only at a harness track would you hear this.
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2019, 06:18:00 PM »
hilarious!

PIGLAND

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Re: Only at a harness track would you hear this.
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2019, 06:51:16 PM »
awfull

silent one

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Re: Only at a harness track would you hear this.
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2019, 06:55:33 PM »
 I will say this, after hearing that announcement, Mary deserves a raise.

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toothman

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Re: Only at a harness track would you hear this.
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2019, 10:32:14 PM »
imagine if more than one person showed up to claim it?
The poor mans version of Cinderella?

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Re: Only at a harness track would you hear this.
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2019, 10:45:46 PM »
Wow

seen2much

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Re: Only at a harness track would you hear this.
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2019, 11:52:35 PM »
5th race at Rosecroft.

 The announcer " If you are missing a partial denture, please see Mary at the customer service window."

  Sincerely, Silent One
ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 happy it wasn't me.  tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1

VoiceofRCR

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Re: Only at a harness track would you hear this.
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2019, 05:19:13 AM »
try saying it with a straight face :)

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Re: Only at a harness track would you hear this.
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2019, 04:15:52 PM »
 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3

Words of wisdom from the TOOTHMAN!!

 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1
imagine if more than one person showed up to claim it?
The poor mans version of Cinderella?

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Re: Only at a harness track would you hear this.
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2019, 08:31:57 PM »
guaranteed the manager would run to that lady mary at customer service

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Re: Only at a harness track would you hear this.
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2019, 12:28:34 PM »
Amazing some one at a harness track can afford one.....
THE INDUSTRY'S DEAD

 

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