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TICKIE TIME

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JOHNNY GO GO INTEGRITY LETTER TO HIS TRAINERS
« on: June 07, 2020, 05:35:00 PM »
ALL OF MY TRAINERS MUST GO TO  THE  STATE  STEWARDS AND TURN IN THEIR  CONTRACT. SIGN AND FORWARD  THE COPY TO USTA
 1) I WILL NOT TUBE MY HORSE
 2) I  WILL  NOT  ELECTROCUTE  MY HORSE
 3) I  WILL  STOP BEATING  MY HORSE UNNECESSARY
 4) I WILL NOT  GIVE  ANYMORE  EPO TO MY HORSE
 5) I WILL  NOT BURY MY DEAD HORSES  IN THE COMPOST PILE  IN BACK OF THE  BARN
 6) I WILL  NOT  GIVE ANY MORE LIDOCAINE  AND FINISH FOURTH  ,SO I DIDN'T  GET TESTED
 7) I WILL  NOT LIE TO THE JUDGES ANYMORE
 8) I WILL  NOT  RACE ANY MORE  HORSES IN MY NAME ,JUST  ANOTHER  BEARD

                                        SINCERELY
                                         JOHNNY  GO GO

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Re: JOHNNY GO GO INTEGRITY LETTER TO HIS TRAINERS
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2020, 05:43:13 PM »
I WILL NOT RAT OUT MY FELLOW HORSEMAN UNLESS HE BEATS ME EVERY WEEK

 

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