Tell us more "stories" but at least try to make them seem factual.
You obviously have a ton of time on your hands.
McDonald's would pay you more by the hour
Daddy knob

can we have corn dogs at the fair, cotton candy too...what a dad - they deserve it!

Get with the program you asshole, drunk, sober, or plain retarded or all of the above last day you posted on here you summed up your whole fucking life as a premier douchebag.

Your family is in need of being rescued!

The male used jeans sniffing fag with an oral fixation is the best part of you!
