STAY TUNED: 2025 LITTLE LEAQUE WORLD SERIES comin up in 2 weeks.

[JOHN FRANK]

JOHN FRANK ARMY, will do his dailey analysis. Member he played for 3 years. Remarkably,unremarlable.
Should be entertainin for those that like fowwinin these great KIDS and their PARENTS. I'll say one thin. Never had kids,I spent me time ABORTIN. REGRETS NO. But if I had a son: It would have been great teachin and on the ROAD to this event. SO,in 2 weeks we all gonna enjoy one of the greatest events yearly in BASEBALL HISTORY.

[JOHN FRANK]

It's comin up next week. I already saw FLORIDA who again be the favorite lost. NO FLORIDA.
CAN'T wait. The KIDS are GREAT.

[Bitter Truth]

Been watching tons of these regionals. Lots of rematches playing out. Haven't seen a team that
stuck out. A kid from Utah hit two HR'S today. US has won like 4 out last five. I have my doubts
this year. Hopefully I'm wrong. Fully agree though, one of my favorite sporting events. Bridges
that last final gap before football too.

[Bitter Truth]

Best pitcher I've seen. This kid from Conn. just struck out 7 in a row.

[JOHN FRANK]

BT: YAH,WEDENSDAY is openin day. Should be great. Should have requested the RULES for this tourney as I was so befuddled last year. I've already seen the schedule and in beginning they play at 2 fields. You might be right about CONNETICUTE,but I will have to watch and determine. Since I from MIDWEST,I'll obviously in beggin of this ROOT for them. All I know at this moment is NUTTIN. I'LL try not to intercede me comments from when me was a ROOKIE, and me frutal baseball carreer, but i propably won't be able to help it. Lookin for a great tourney and the KIDS and PARENTS have a wonderful time.
Although: Again advertized as a doubleelim. Will see. DON'T piss me off.

[Bitter Truth]

There's my boy. One hit shutout. One walk. 11 strikeouts. Venezuela looked pretty
good and Las Vegas are hitters.

[JOHN FRANK]

Juat a few comments about yesterday:
Ven did look good.
Not impressed with LAS VEGAS. KNOW they won 16-1,but I have to admit ILLINOIS was pityful. They were from Chicago suburb. They would have made the first year "BAD NEWS BEARS", look like champions. A couple tins. There starting pitcher for ILLINOIS was no pitcher and lasted 1 and 1/2 innings and was no better. He lasts a inning. Then a parade from other positions comin into pitch,until finnaly they go back to starting pitcher and then the second guy again. And no one could field. And I saw a team picture and ILLINOIS has only 12 players on team,while other teams have 15. Why's that.
ILLINOIS will lose there next game. I can't see them winnin any game against anyone. NOW VEGAS has a advantage. They play little leaque year round there. Me thinks though,they not gonna be hittin like that in their next game against a better quality team. And in the top of 6th with VEGAS leadin 15-0 there was no need to rub it in and the kid stealing second.
I fell asleep for later games,so lets move on to today.

[JOHN FRANK]

Soooes yesterday,Thursday at future Cooperstown enrollees.
Yikes: 4 shutouts,includin 2 games endin in 4 innings by slaughter rule (I knows how that goes) . 1 game a no-hitter and the other 3 were 1 hitters.

(1) CHECKOSLOVIAKIA? vrs JAPAN. Theres a game. 16-zip and no hitter by JAPAN. Know here a strange one. CHECHS pithchers are onlyallowed to throw fastballs. No curves,sliders,sinkers,or any other crap that other kids can throw. It might be a country that understands the damage that can be done to one's arm at that age throwin all kinds of crap. Although,I think I can member,young kids from CHECK throwing rocks at GERMAN TANKS and throwin sum curveballs,durin WORLD WAR II. Now on the other side,when the CHECKS are battin,they have never seen a curveball or slider unless they play WIFFLE BALL in their backyard. So JAPAN justs nocks the crap out of everyfastball pitch and CHECKS strike out as all JAPAN throwin is curveballs. Hence the 16-0 slaughter score and JAPAN no-hitter.

(2)TAIWAN played good as expected. Here's one though. They only have 11 players on team. The other 4 must be on some offshore island,defendin against a CHINA invasion.

(3) Them multi-colored baseball bats is givin me a headache.

(4) I forgot who the Pennslyvania team lost to in last game yesterday. But they had 12,000 fans there rootin for them. OH well,they at least have another game.

ON to today's games and tomorrows reports.

[JOHN FRANK]

OH GOD: This series is becomin a disaster. CAN anyone catch a baseball anywhere on field. Can any pitcher pitch without throwin a zillion WILD PITCHES. They be some pitchers who throw close to 80 MPH,which translates to 105 MPH in major leagues because of shorter distance. But they also wild. I know that me last time playin after 3 years in LITTLE LEAQUE was 66 years ago. But I not member all this wild throwin crap. And I get some kids as small as they is,ain't gonna swing at anythin. Hopin they can just draw a walk or get BEANED. And when one has to make a throw: watch out,it gonna be way wild. And most of these kids are 4" 10 and weigh 90 pounds. The outfielders just stand 10 feet behind infielders as these small kids can't possibly hit a ball beyound infield. So this results in them makin useless contack and the ball goes dribblin in infield and the fielders fuc it up everytime. One wonders if BASEBALL for youngsters is DEAD.
(1) So everyone has played at least 1 game. I'll give me futures on who I think will win the WORLD SERIES. I'll list.
    (1) JAPAN. I know they SLAUGHTERED ,ILLINOIS. But here their coach. DO NOT STRIKE OUT. Make contack. This guy has a philosphy that other coaches ,NO HAVE.
     (2) CONNETICUT. They do look good. Another where the COACH is the father of the STAR. And he has 2 kids playin.
     (3) VENULAZULA. This team is good. Almost made it to finals last year. They can play,althoug I must say again, TRUMP THE DRAFT DODGIN FUC will say: THESE SHITS come from a country that sells DIRTY FUCKIN FILTH OIL.
     (4) VEGAS. They only got 4 hits in there second game,but walks and wild pitches can make a wonder.
     (5) TAIWAN. Think they too small,but like last year. One of teams that can field,and hopin for walks as they so small.
      (6) SOUTH CAROLINA. They looked good in their first game. But I'm rootin for the kids as oppossed to the FAGGOT, LINDSEY , whose state he from.
       (7) SOUTH DAKOTA: another from I have never had cosmetic surgery done EVER and I like shootin dogs for sport and then barbequein them. They delicicious,just ask me SIOUX population.

       ( ME SLEEPER. TEXAS. ABBOTT would say: THank GOD these kids not go to camps. BIDEN responsible for all DROWNINGS. Lets go TEXAS.

So it a long list me have. I'm still tryin to figure out these fuckin rosters at this series. Some have 14 or 15. My guess is it have to do with 12 year olds vrs younger. If one has all 12 year olds you limited to amount one can have on team. If you have some 11 year olds,you can have more. Who the FUC knows. They should explain on program how this works.
I'll say this though. If one team has 14 players everyone is in startin line-up battin. Everyone gets to play even if they just battin. So me thinkin. TAIWAN roster only has 11. Maybe makes sense as they usin only 11 at bat. GOD hopes though NO ONE gets hurt. On the other hand. KIDS that make the squad should all be cabable even if they battin 14th. But yooossee limiting your best hitters to less at bats. Again: Where these FUCKIN RULES come from. Hell when I made ALL-STAR squad I was relagated to trackin pitches. Had I the oppurtunity to hit,we might have one that first game.

LAST THIN: NOW there a issue about bettin the SERIES. OFF -SHORE bettin ssys this the most action they have in this 12 day period. more money bet on this than anythin else. CHRIST: PEOPLE ARE SIC.

One more last tin. THE MOMS and POPS are sensational. There rootin is great. And some HOT MOMS in the STANDS.

And lastly: Were the FUC is that MANIAC RFK.JR. Everone enjowin in the STANDS all kinds of POISEN FOOD. And where ICE. They could clean up here with all foreign country's and fans in USA rootin for them.