Starting NCAA college basketball selections

[JOHN FRANK]

Warming up for NCAA TOURNAMENT.

(1) ARIZONA STATE/ARIZONA.....Under 152.5
(2) ARKANSAS/ALABAMA.....Under 154
(3) USC/UTAH.....Under 141.5
(4) SAINT MARY'S/GONZAGA.....Over 140

I went and bet today some parleys and one straight bet. But for simplification here I'm just going to track WIN and losses.
I do play alot of totals.

[EPM]

Hawkeyes with the comeback 

[JOHN FRANK]

Record so far.  2-2.
Today:FEB 27.

West Virginia/Iowa State.....Over 134
Now this a crazy game. Iowa State has become the new Virginia and old Wisconsin. Low scorin and great D. Stall ball. They must practice with that Giant ball clock from Times Square on NEW YEARS EVE. They on a 4 game losin streak. West Virgina on a 3 game losin. Both have played some tough teams in their conferance as of late.
This really looklike a under,but I got drilled Arkansas/Alabama game saturday. 65 total at halftime and they combine to score 106 between them in second half. Therefoe,I'sss goin go over.

North Carolina/Florida/State.....Under 151.5
I look at injuries. Florida State very decent guard is ruled out after last game. He scores 13 per game. The line for totals has not varied. I'm takin edge that less be scored.

Baylor.....-1.5
Baylor likes shootin 3,s. Oklahoma State don't. Baylor needs to be on shootin. This a game where RIMS better not be tightened since game at OKLA. I'll be watchin in PUKET and rims out. JOHN FRANK ARMY will not stand or sit for it. 

[JOHN FRANK]

Record.....5-2
Today bets. 2/28.
Is this a leap year,cause me LEAPIN. Not like those high 5 RUSSIES who seemed to have fallen out of highrise windows since start of 23. Too bad BAD TOE lives in his BASEMENT.

CLEMSON/VIRGINA.....Over 129.5
VIRGIN still plays same way. No runnin and snozze when they got ball. You can wake up minutes later and see them passin back and forth at perimereter. Clemson can play slow also. Buts at times they can score. ME thinks both make NCAA tourney regardless of outcome and next weeks ACC tourney. So look for more aggresive play as each BLASTS each other. HEY VIRGIN,YOOOUSE slow down ain't stoppin us.

IOWA/INDIANA.....Under 156
If these combine to score over 156,even BOBBY KNIGHT would say the COLLEGE B-BALL scene is RIGGED.

[JOHN FRANK]

Record.....5-4
Today. March first. I'M not sure but is that the IDES OF MARCH,and unfortunate for CEASAR. Thats what happens when one hooks up with CLEOPATRA. Lets see: she had her brother and 2 sisters killed. Then at end CESARS and her son was killed and her twins with ANTHONY were also killed. IT teaches one to never hook up with a QUEEN SLUT. And know meese have to deal with last home games on season. They's called SENIOR days for players. VERY TEARFUL,like MURDOUGH and RITTBRAIN on witness stand. Makes for tough pics under unusual circumstances.
Lets move forward.

TEXAS/TCU.....Under 149.5
Some important players out for TEXAS,therefore going under.

UTAH STATE/ UNLV.....Under 147.5
Many years ago when UNLV very good,JOHN FRANK ARMY attended some games. It was always a event. Guys in TUX'S and women in gowns. ME: bluecheans and t-shirt. One game,the guy that was with me,me partner back then in BEEF VILLA and was dressed more slovenly than me. He's got this GIGANTIC coca-cola and drops it,accidently I might add in seat in front of him. 2 minutes later in walks TUX and GOWN. She not look at seat and sits down. Sits in this COKE pool. It were BEAUTIFUL.
Anyhow ME goin under because not many students attend UNLV games anymore if ever. Both teams playin full. Everyone wantin game over so they can hit casinoes.

Lastly: What this SHIT. I ain't bettin.
GONZAGA entertain CHICAGO STATE. Neece nice scheduale GONZAGA has. The line is minus 27.5 for GONZA. Must have been some coach connection to have this game on schedule.

[Kirby's Ace]

Who's your pick for final four?

[JOHN FRANK]

Thank's KIRBY,I needs a break after postin today.
The selection committee don't really bracket until a week from Sunday. They 2 weeks ago did a pre-bracket with #1's. But that could change.
Here's teams that are interestin and depends where they bracketted.
(1) HOUSTEN. They very good. Will advance to SWEET 16.
(2) ALABAMA. They good. But I'M still pissed their STAR player not suspended as a accesory to MURDER. But whoeesever their opponents are in TOURNEY and they advance forward:CONSIDER this: Opposition fans thru-out game gonna be chantin MURDERER. How he handles it,remains to be seen.Since he came from GHETTO,he might just in his mind go:FUC YOU ASSHOLES. But He the team and his play determines outcome.
(3) PURDUE. Not big on them. The big TEN which is like 20 ain't all that good. They projected as a #1 and should make 16. But they the most vulnerable to not to. Hope that make sense.
(4) UCLA. I like them as a SLEEPER. Decent team from a hard conferance.
(5) KANSAS. Defendin champs. They playin better at right time. Tough thou to repeat.
(6) GONZAGA. FUCKIN scorin MACHINE. Need to look closly at matchups. They probabl a 2 seed.

KNOW thats the secrete. I will play 2 teams at start in FUTURES. Need the BRACKETS. See you in 10 days when brackets declared and then give me 2 teams or at most 3.

[JOHN FRANK]

RECORD.....6-5
Today the 2nd of MARCH.

WHICHTA STATE..... +16.5
Me gets they playin HOUSTEN at HOUSTEN. But unless there a slaughter rule in place in game,they will COVER.

EASTERN KENTUCKY.....+12.5
I'ss using this from MEMMMMOOORY from 2019. Only certain schools played durin pandamac. EASTERN KENTUCKY played well givin their opponents CO-VID. If I member right. Half their team died and half of opposin teams died and TRUMP gave all the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOR,because HE SAID there was NO SUCH THIN AS CO-VID. And the FAT FUC proved it by headin to WALTER REED instead of stayin and runnin SHIP from WHITE HOUSE.

ARIZONA STATE.....+11.5.
Interistin game. Me thinks on at * PM. I'll be sawin logs.

MICHIGAN/ILLINOIS.....Over 144.5
Needed a early game to watch. Here it BE.

[JOHN FRANK]

Record. 8-7

KENT STATE.....-3.5
BYU.....-6.5
MISSOURI STATE/ SOUTHERN ILLINOIS.....Over 120.5
SOUTHERN ILLINOIS.....-2.5

No real analsis as 3 of games in small schools playin in their tourneys. The exception is BYU. And I'm takin them because they have beaten PORTLAND 10 straight times and coverin the spread 8 out of those times. And theys playin at home. But member the fans of BYU not allowed to do DRUGS,Drink ALCHOHOL or use tobacco products. If caught yoouse be expelled. Like JIM McMAHON did not partake when he there. Rules for others but not their STAR QB.

[EPM]

Tulsa 4 22 and 2 Ats

[JOHN FRANK]

Record. 11-8.
I'd like to say I finished a job this mornin. I worked 3 hours over a 4 day period. But that more hours than DONALD J. TRUMP work his whole life. Writin ip bill Me had me binoc glasses on. I lef them on taple alon with me caulk rifle. soooees pleze ecuse me it I knows speal corectly. I knot sea kyboard.

Pittsburgh/ Miami of FLORIDA.....Under 154.5
Where the GUV mashion in FLORIDA. We no where LUE a MARGOES is. Nex fall I'ss expectin a CAIN named FRANK to DAMOLISH both with no survivors. Go HURRICANS and knot score points.
ARIZA/UCLA.....Over 148.5
Like both teams. PLEZE score.
LOLYAA MARYMOUNT.....+4.
They home and they did feat GODzilla 2 weeks back.

I mus ecit now. Meeses eiebals klin me. 

[JOHN FRANK]

Record. 13-9
Drake/Bradley.....Over 130
Bradley.....+1.5
Should be a excitin game, if you like slow play,missed shots and missed free throws. Hope no one fouls out.

ARMY/COLGATE.....Under 149.5
Do they still make colgate toothpaste.I personally use 10 varitys of SENSODIEN and bakin soda. GO ARMY.

Michigan/Indiana.....Under 144.5
Do either of these teams have blue chip players anymore. How times have changed. I'll be curious if any michigan fans show up. Or they in upper pensula shootin Bears in their winter hibernation dens,killing grey wolves from their snowmobiles,or attendin a TED NUGENT BBQ concert.

[JOHN FRANK]

Record. 13-13
Oh the humanity. ARMY gets slaughtered worse than the openin of BATTLE of the BULGE. And I.ve seen bigger high school gyms than that thin Colgate plays in. Way off on that BRADLEY game also. Thought I might break even on the over,But BRADLEY so far behind,they and Drake just dribble ball at half court with 3 and 1/2 minutes to go with each turnin the ball over as shot clock each time runs out. That some B-BALL. Last game Indiana has last shot with 13 seconds to go tied at 69. They wait with one second left to shoot a atrous ballon ball. Hey try drivin basket and attempt to draw foul. They would have missed both probably anyhow. OVERTIME and fate sealed.

Todays games: MARCH 6h

NORTHERN KENTUCKY/YOUNGSTOWN ST..... OVER 137
I'll just say this. Both look like they can score but most likely a little more than a soccer game. Attendance at the very least should total 250,and that be 10 times the attendance that attended DRAFT DODGERS speec at the ACCP or APCP or whatever the fuc he rambled on about for a hour and 45 minutes. Nice crowd the fuc had in attendance. In his meanderin NUTBALL talk,I think I heard him say. I pledge to only let B-BALL be played in RED states.

BYU/ST.MARY'S.....OVER 130.5
So's we got,the CHURCH OF LATTER DAY SAINTS and their SCREWBALL founder sayin he found the commandments in a farmers field somewhere when he tripped over them VRS CATHOLICISM. Lets not make this a RACIST issue FOX NEWS.

SAN FRANCISCO/GODZILLA.....OVER 161.5
I looked at the last 10 games between these 2 schools. GODZILLA has won them all. I'M not sure if SAN FRAN has ever beaten GODZILLA. But then I thought usin me memooory. I think BILL RUSSELL,played ball at SAN FRAN 60 or more years ago. I think they won back then,if GODZILLA was even a school.
I,ve also decided to go with:
GODZILLA.....-14.5.
FUCKIN team shows no MERCY. Games will be tighter when they in NCAA tourney and playin better schools.

[JOHN FRANK]

Record. 14-16

Took some days off after bein cremated last 2 posts.
LETS go.
NORTH CAROLINA/VIRGINIA.....Over 128.5
North lookin to hang on and make NCAA. They scored big last night. And KIDS and I call them KIDS don't need a week to recover. But that me back in day. The trainer should just throw them some greenies. Virginia first game and rested. They defense and that them game. They already in NCAA and what they care should they lose. Seedin perhaps. CAN either team shoot free throws. NOT.

DePaul/ XAVIER.....Under 152.5
DePaul is hows I say it. The most Horrible team in COLLEGE B-BALL. How they won last nite is beyound me. They's expectin a XAVIER slaughter and I agree. This line must be wrong. I checked it 3 times. If this game go OVER,it a VEGAS FIX.

OKLAHOMA STATE/TEXAS.....Under 145.5
Another that played last night,OKLAHOMA STATE. They played interstate rival OKLAHOMA and obviously won and here wego again. Texas is tough,they do have the ALAMO right. TEX plays D and their first game.

ARIZONA STATE/ USC.....Under 139.5
WENT under but whoever wins will be slaughtered by UCLA in upcomin days. They both make NCAA so maybe they do shootout,as neither cares. But both DULL,which explains under.

[JOHN FRANK]

Current Record. 15-19

WE'ees here. I'll be postin games thru-out tourney. But meese catastophies last 3 times says time to bet WOMENS BASKETBALL. Chalks always cover.
Ok me gonna give some analysis on a few teams.
(1) ALABAMA.....No one sayin "Shoot the MURDERER". I'm disappointed. But the team is pretty good even thou he be a FRESHMAN. I'ss don't like FRESHMAN starrin in tourney and there alot of teams the same way. Me bet to win it all, $40.00 at plus $800.00.

(2) HOUSTEN....hey they got CREAMED in CHAMPIONSHIP game. Star player out. That be SASSEK. He injured and me hopes in 2 weeks he able to play again at full strenth. They should easily handle their first 2 games with him gone. This a very tough team. $50.00 at plus $550.00.

(3) TEXAS.... Them LONGHORNS. Nows IF I understand this right that beef tastes like SHIT. Texans like TEDDY CRUZ say it the best. There a enough reason never to vote for vacation girl. Aside from that,TEXAS got a very good team. $25.00 at plus $1600.00

(4) GONZAGA.... The fuckin scorin machine. Not a great conferance,but they doeese get great players. Only school with private jet and much more ammenities. $25.00 at plus $1800.


Some other teams that I know like.
PURDUE. I thought played in a weak conferance. But that just me. Big ten or is it 20 got the most bids. Yet they build record on weak teams and those other weak teams they play out of conferance. And the FREASHMAN KID. My GOD. The tallest starter in COLLEGE HISTORY. That center be GOLIATH. And he somewhat good. 7 FEET,5 inches tall and still growin. He big ten player of year. But he never started playin B-BALL until 3 years ago. He can bound and score. But he do foul and plays timid when he accumulates some. Then he backs off and coach takes him out of game to save for later. And teams drive on him to make him foul. Very good strategy.

UCLA....Thought I liked them a couple weeks ago. TOOO many injuries since then and these are OUT FOR SEASON.

KANSAS....Hard to repeat and loaded with FRESHMAN. Coach one of the GREATEST in HISTORY but me thinks in 16 they gonna be overmatched.

MEMPHIS....Just like PURDUE with the WORLD'S tallest player,they got colleges oldest player. 26 year old DE Andrea Williams. I'll be rootin for the guy playin against youngsters.

GOOD LUCK to anyone makin FUTURE BETS. You probably better off buyin into a $10.00 brackets pool.