Don't be shocked and shaken one day you find out a (successful) Lou Pena, never even existed.  G3 reference again lol he's Joey Zasa.
That long before this fucker showed up he was the beard for 
?  That's right.  This guy, soft spoken, polite, dumb as a drum!....as soon as he's (the real beard) suspended he's got more beards in the history of harness racing than all combined!
A vagina wig is called a Merkin.  Hey Lou how's your Merkins doing?   
