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JOHN FRANK

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By thee way.
« on: November 19, 2025, 06:20:15 PM »
A new thin has come out to military:DEFY ORDERS if they not LEGAL.
KNOW,JOHN FRANK ARMY DID 3 times wen he in.
(1) Wen the SHIT MAJOR tried to run me into ground with his obsession to break one JOHN FRANK ARMY. It sorta worked for him wen the MP'S found JOHN FRANK ARMY snozzin away in a empty barrecks when I was supposed to be sweapin company streets which needed no sweepin. NO ONE gonna be there for 2 weeks. For sum reason,this jagoof hated me. All because me top in BASIC and me graduated #1 in his FINANE school. Dragged back to him and the FUC is so happy that he caught a soldier sleepin after being up for 80 hours. He screamin at me. You going to LEAVENWORTH,YOU USELESS POS. I tellshim: FUC YOU. I did not get orders like everyone else 3 days prior. In walks the COMPANY CLERK. SIR: PRIVATE E-3 FRANK orders are here. The FUC reads them and hands to me. PRIVATE,JOHN FRANK is CLASSIFIED,TOP SECRET,TOP SECURITY,and arrangements must be made immeditially to his next assignment. There one's goes. YOU can not touch me. I'M GOLD. Told the FUC. If we ever meet after this war fiasco over and we both out as civs,I"M gonna BEAT the SHIT OUT OF YOU.
(2) I'M at DOOGWAY. I'ss a little DRUNK. Make that quite drunk. The officer of day knocks on me room door with a couple of MP'S. HE says: do not leave your room until tommorow mornin. Wat I thought was hours later which was minnutes,I open the door. Fatal mistake on me part. I'm attacked. I clocks the OFFICER of DAY. I'M taken to a dungeon cell in basement of barrecks that no one new existed and had not been used since WORLD WAR II.
HORRIBLE. My friends are goinand they were allowed to visit me in this cell. They prayin for me. It worked. TOPS,has me released and a visit to him. TOPS read me the RIOT ACT. WHAT the FUC you think you doing. YOU CLOCKED the OFFICER OF DAY. MAN was he MAD. He finnally went: You a great soldier and I'M makin arrangements for the OFFICER to come into my office and you will apoligize to him. And that happened. TOPS saved me that day,but told me: YOU UC up one more time and I will have your ASS.
(3) VIET: Here where orders relly made me DIS_OPEY. Drop shit on CIVILIANS. I'M the one that said killin CIVILIANS ain't me JOP. I REFUSED. YOU do it. I will not be involved. Cost me,but I have a clear concious.

 

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