Fake Real
Or is it the other way around?
G, will straighten this out, mind of a champion 

Yeah, I read a few and figured it out.
G accuses him of being all these people and if G had a brain he would know which one is Mike and it has the number of posts and you can change your name and you must have to keep the posts so that one is Mike. If G realized that he would be a lot wiser but then he would have to accept that all these people are not Mike and will not meet him for lunch. G called me Mike again which does not bother me as I am not Mike but Mike is getting under his skin and that is great because this idiot hides behind his name and pretends to show up where Mike is going to be and never does.
Must be all the lunches he has with everone prominent in the game.