You Can't Make This Stuff Up

[toothman]

TORRO, KEITH D Fhld on 12/9/2023 POSITIVE TEST- POST RACE FREEHOLD, NJ FINED: $500 YOB 1955 FULL - 15 DAYS, 7/18/2025 THRU 8/1/2025 As a result of the administrative hearing conducted on March 21, 2024, the Board of Judges has determined that: New Jersey Racing Commission ("NJRC") licensee, Keith Torro was the programmed trainer of the horse "My Name ls Hairy" when it competed in the 4th race at Freehold Raceway on Saturday December 9, 2023; The horse "My Name ls Hairy" finished 1st in the 4th race on December 9, 2023; Following its performance in the 4th race at Freehold Raceway on December 9, 2023, the horse "My Name ls Hairy" was selected to submit blood and urine samples for analysis; The urine sample collected from the horse "My Name Is Hairy" on December 9, 2023 identified the presence of the prohibited substance Minoxidil, which is classified by the ARCI as a class 3 drug. The presence of Minoxidil in the horse "My Name ls Hairy" on December 9, 2023 is in direct violation of N.J.A.C. 13:71-23.1; Mr. Torro waived his right to a split sample.

[Sweet]

TORRO, KEITH D Fhld on 12/9/2023 POSITIVE TEST- POST RACE FREEHOLD, NJ FINED: $500 YOB 1955 FULL - 15 DAYS, 7/18/2025 THRU 8/1/2025 As a result of the administrative hearing conducted on March 21, 2024, the Board of Judges has determined that: New Jersey Racing Commission ("NJRC") licensee, Keith Torro was the programmed trainer of the horse "My Name ls Hairy" when it competed in the 4th race at Freehold Raceway on Saturday December 9, 2023; The horse "My Name ls Hairy" finished 1st in the 4th race on December 9, 2023; Following its performance in the 4th race at Freehold Raceway on December 9, 2023, the horse "My Name ls Hairy" was selected to submit blood and urine samples for analysis; The urine sample collected from the horse "My Name Is Hairy" on December 9, 2023 identified the presence of the prohibited substance Minoxidil, which is classified by the ARCI as a class 3 drug. The presence of Minoxidil in the horse "My Name ls Hairy" on December 9, 2023 is in direct violation of N.J.A.C. 13:71-23.1; Mr. Torro waived his right to a split sample.

Look at the dates of the punishment and the testing, outrageous.

It's priority ZERO.

I see a graphic of these cheating abusing horsemen smiling and standing on the bodies of dead, dying and sick horses while it rains down cash and purse checks, I wish I could do graphics like Sir Petrelli does because that would be my July 4th 2025 card to the industry.

But it would be a split picture card, because side by side to it would be  horses in a pasture dancing over the grave of a racetrack, saying Coming soon.

[MIKE CAMPBELL]

TORRO, KEITH D Fhld on 12/9/2023 POSITIVE TEST- POST RACE FREEHOLD, NJ FINED: $500 YOB 1955 FULL - 15 DAYS, 7/18/2025 THRU 8/1/2025 As a result of the administrative hearing conducted on March 21, 2024, the Board of Judges has determined that: New Jersey Racing Commission ("NJRC") licensee, Keith Torro was the programmed trainer of the horse "My Name ls Hairy" when it competed in the 4th race at Freehold Raceway on Saturday December 9, 2023; The horse "My Name ls Hairy" finished 1st in the 4th race on December 9, 2023; Following its performance in the 4th race at Freehold Raceway on December 9, 2023, the horse "My Name ls Hairy" was selected to submit blood and urine samples for analysis; The urine sample collected from the horse "My Name Is Hairy" on December 9, 2023 identified the presence of the prohibited substance Minoxidil, which is classified by the ARCI as a class 3 drug. The presence of Minoxidil in the horse "My Name ls Hairy" on December 9, 2023 is in direct violation of N.J.A.C. 13:71-23.1; Mr. Torro waived his right to a split sample.

That is hysterical. Nice catch 

[Kenny]

TORRO, KEITH D Fhld on 12/9/2023 POSITIVE TEST- POST RACE FREEHOLD, NJ FINED: $500 YOB 1955 FULL - 15 DAYS, 7/18/2025 THRU 8/1/2025 As a result of the administrative hearing conducted on March 21, 2024, the Board of Judges has determined that: New Jersey Racing Commission ("NJRC") licensee, Keith Torro was the programmed trainer of the horse "My Name ls Hairy" when it competed in the 4th race at Freehold Raceway on Saturday December 9, 2023; The horse "My Name ls Hairy" finished 1st in the 4th race on December 9, 2023; Following its performance in the 4th race at Freehold Raceway on December 9, 2023, the horse "My Name ls Hairy" was selected to submit blood and urine samples for analysis; The urine sample collected from the horse "My Name Is Hairy" on December 9, 2023 identified the presence of the prohibited substance Minoxidil, which is classified by the ARCI as a class 3 drug. The presence of Minoxidil in the horse "My Name ls Hairy" on December 9, 2023 is in direct violation of N.J.A.C. 13:71-23.1; Mr. Torro waived his right to a split sample.

The horse had male pattern baldness?

[Babinga]

The horse had male pattern baldness?

With a name like “My Name is Hairy”, probably not!

Babi

[toothman]

That is hysterical. Nice catch 

Great minds think and laugh alike!

[Kenny]

With a name like “My Name is Hairy”, probably not!

Babi

Description. Minoxidil applied to the scalp is used to stimulate hair growth in adult men and women with a certain type of baldness.