HAPPY GROUNDHOG DAY

[LUCPARK]

 

60 more days till Hoosierpark opens for live racing

[Rabbi Of Racing]

Gural saw his shadow

[Wawajones]

Gural saw his shadow.  Now that is funny!

[Wilderness Don]

  GOT A BOSTON BUTT ON THE LOW N SLOW WITH A COUPLE A BOTTLES OF FORTIFIED BAR B CUE SAUCE. FORTIFIED YOU AXE? GLAD YOU DID.  MY WIFE GETS ME A BOTTLE OF ROYAL CROWN MAPLE FOR CHRISTMAS.  NOW I DONT DRINK A DROP. BUTT, THE THINGS I COOK SURE DO.  SOME RC, BROWN SUGAA, AND SPICES MAKE QUITE THE CONCOCTION TO COAT THE PORK WITH.
GOT THE HOUSE SMELLIN LIKE CANDY, QUITE UNLIKE WHAT IT IS GONNA SMELL LIKE AFTER I DOWNS ME A COUPLE A SLABS A THAT MEAT.  SHRED THE REST OF THAT FOR SOME AWESOME PULLED PIG SAMMICHES.
   GIVES ME SOMETHING TO DO.  FOLLOW THE DIGESTIVE PATH OF THAT DELICIOUS PORK FAT BY THE SOUNDS IT MAKES AS IT TRAVELS SOUTH TO THE BORDER. A SQUISH HERE, A SQUIRT THERE, PASS A LITTLE GAS IF YOU MUST, BUT IT IS BETTER SAVED FOR THE GRAND FINALE FECAL FART, YOU KNOW THE ONE THAT ECHOES THRU THE HOUSE AND PERMEATES THE PREMISES FOR THE REST OF THE DAY...
YOU WILL BE SITTIN IN THE FRONT ROW!
 GREASIER THE PORK, THE BETTER THE BLAST 

DAYS LIKE THIS MAKE THOSE LONG NIGHTS UP HERE IN THE U.P OF MICHIGAN WORTH IT.  GET TO GO CHECK THE TRAPS LATER, HOPEFULLY I WILL FIND A GROUNDHOG IN ONE OF THEM.  MAKE A GOOD STEW.
 A FEW BOUNCES ON THE SNOW MO BEALS, SHOULD GET THE BOWELS LOWERING THE BOOM LATER ON. 

GOT, 'THE ROOM', RESERVED FROM 9 TO MIDNIGHT. ALL STOCKED UP, FRESH PAPER, FEBREEZE LA VENDER SPRAY. I DONT SPARE ME NO EXPENSE. RE MINDS ME OF THE DAY AT THE OLD DRC ON A HOT DAY ON THE MAIN FLOOR THE SHOE SHINE GUY, BE WAVING HIS ARM LIKE TAGGART IN BLAZING SADDLES, " YOU GUYS, MIX SOME WATER WITH THAT SHIT, YOUR KILLIN ME OUT HERE! 
DONT THINK THEY KNEW OF LA VENDER SHIT SPRAY BACK THEN

GREATEST SHITS FROM EATING GROUNDHOG DAY STEW IS ANOTHER STORY FOR ANOTHER DAY. BUTT WHEN YOU WINTER IN THE UPPER, ALL YOU GOT IS SUNUP, SUNDOWN TILL APRIL!

[EPM]

Have a great Day Guys!

[Seamus11]

Jesus, Wilderness... you got me gurgling down below !!!💩💩💩

[FirstUpFrom8Hole]

Wilderness is the kind of guy i get stuck beside on long flights

[caddy]

Never mind going to, they already have.

Slippin' and slidin' day by day