New Racetracks of the future.....Hi Security

[amityvilleboy]

No ship ins
Horses must be stabled 10 days before racing
5 Security Guards securing barns 24/7
Camera Survellience 24/7 on all barn entrances
Vets $100k Bond...forfeiture on 2nd offense
Horse cannot change trainer for 3 months after positive or race
Hi% trainers race from 24 hour Barn NO EXCEPTIONS
1 warning     2nd   5 year BAN
All Trainers sign "No Contest" waiver..cannot take ANY Legal action
against tracks...Track has Final Say...
All Betting patterns examined by experts
DRiver "outs" punishable by hanging and/or electrocution
All Horseplop comments flushed down the toilet

[Rabbi Of Racing]

You are truly NUTS!

[amityvilleboy]

All comments appreciated ...but still flushed down the toilet.
but since you are a rabbi..I will make sure they do a blessing before we flush.

[London]

 

[Superfecta]

All comments appreciated ...but still flushed down the toilet.
but since you are a rabbi..I will make sure they do a blessing before we flush.

Meshuggah

[Rabbi Of Racing]

amityvilleboy is very naive,a young chap,he will learn

[Ignorance Is Bliss]

Future racetracks will be called "parking lots". Can also substitute parks, condominiums or cleared land for sale.

[Fatboy]

Future racetracks will be called "parking lots". Can also substitute parks, condominiums or cleared land for sale.

fact

[Pull the Pocket]

 NEED FACIAL RECOGNITION... TO KEEP CHILD MOLESTORS LIKE WINKY AWAY FROM UNDERAGE KIDS