WAKE UP AND TAKE A FOUR FLUSH DUMP. NOTHING BEATS THE FEELING. LAST NITE, HAD THE TASTE FOR PIZZA, IT WAS JUST BEFORE 8, YOU KNOW..THE NEW CLOSING TIME... WALKED INTO THE PIZZA SHOPPE AND VITO SAID IT WAS GONNA BE MY LUCKY DAY, HE HAD MADE A FEW EXTRA PIES, THINKING THERE WOULD BE A LAST MINUTE RUSH. WELL TO MAKE THE LONG STORY CLIFF NOTES FRIENDLY. HE GAVE THEM ALL TO ME.
ATE PIZZA LOADED WITH MEAT AND VEGGIES AND TOPPED WITH EVOO, OH IT SLID DOWN EASY,
ALMOST AS EASY AS IT SLID OUT THE OLD BUNGHOLIA.
DONT YOU HATE WHEN THE BACKSPLASH COME BACK UP A SPLASHES YOUR ASS CHEEKS? CANT WIPE THAT WET MESS OR YOU TURN THE PAPER TO SHREDS . SO YOU GOTTA SIT THERE AND WAIT FOR THINGS TO DROP DRY.
USED TO USE THOSE FLUSHABLE WIPES, BUT THE FLINT WATER DEPT TOLD ME I HAD TO STOP AS I WAS PLUGGING THE SEPTIC SYSTEM UP CAUSING BACKFLOW PROBLEMS TO THE WHOLE CITY, NOT A PRETTY SIGHT.
NOTHING BEATS THE OLD HERSHEY SQUIRT, THAT IS, AS LONG AS YOU GET SEATED BEFORE THE SQUIRT COMES CASCADING OUT, THEN BOUNCES BACK UP TICKLING YOUR BUTTHOLE.
FOUND OUT THAT INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH CHARMIN DOES A GREAT JOB CLEANING THE MESS WITHOUT RUBBING YOUR ANUS RAW
THANK YOU MR WHIPPLE
YOU ARE A HERO
YOU MAY HAVE READ ABOUT THAT
