Fake books on the hand me down jet.
Oh what a shock. 
For sale for a couple of years with no takers. Oh, let's give it to Donnie, he'll take anything. 
They're still laughing, hysterically. 
These were the book titles they should have posted:
Learn to play better golf.
How to cheat at golf!
How to cheat on your wives with other women!
How to cheat the government and not pay taxes!
This would have been believable!